I had reason to be.
✨ GWUMPY ✨
My smiling boys
You remind me of the Taco Bell of my childhood. Thanks, I guess.
😘
Ahhh, haha! No need to be poised. I’ve only been here for a day and I’ve seen some stuff.
Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?
It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.
I mean...
Psst. You’re dumb.
Surely I won't recover from this grave insult
Did Fireball tell you about this?
if you are still taking requests, i would love to see some howzer or keeli pretty please!
Hellloo! Ive said this a lot with these, but apologies for taking so long!
Somewhere along the line I got it in my head that Howzer is perpetually pestered (loved?) by the local Rylothian tookas. They absolutely will not leave the man alone, he can’t even go for a nice stroll in peace. I think he’s ok with that…most of the time…
Thanks for sending in this request!
Apparently I'm in good company.
QUIZ: which star wars villain are you?
oh my god 💀
Well, the same work also says, “And since you know you cannot see yourself, so well as by reflection, I, your glass, will modestly discover to yourself, that of yourself which you yet know not of.”
Best smolder ever... Sir.
First of all, I was definitely not smoldering at him, and if you think it was a smolder, it sounds like I could use more practice.
Oh, I'm much worse.
What kind of Dathomir witchcraft is this?
Howzer you beautiful boy 💖
Well I guess I’m not a captain anymore. People have been calling me “baja blast dilf” and I have no idea what it means. PFP by @badbatcher-99RP blog with @meme-force-99
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