Tavros Nitram - Blog Posts

I did it. Enjoy the not so complex complexity of my mind. :)

I made Homestuck bingos way back when on my instagram so I’m posting them here too yipeeee

If you do any of these please tag me :]

Upon further inspection I don’t agree with everything I put in these now but I’m too lazy to change them

(these are almost 2 years old)

John: What's an average sac weight?

Tavros: You what?

Human!Tavros: Detroit

Lord English: And as for you; did you really believe you, out of all that had faced me, could defeat ME?!

Tavros: You can't scare me, you one eyed, peg legged, vomit skin!!

Lord English: *Grins* Take him to Detroit!

Tavros: NO! NOT DETROIT!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! PLEASE NOT DETROIT!!!

Human!Tavros: Nepeta

Tavros: *7 years old* She's my friend

Nepeta: *Clinging to him with a smile*

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*Tavros and Nepeta cuddling on a couch*

Tavros: *13 years old* We're not dating!

Nepeta: Why does everyone keep thinking that?

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Karkat: *16 years old* HEY LOVEBIRDS, RISE AND FUCKING SHI- *Opens Tavros' room door and freezes*

*Tavros and Nepeta are completely naked*

Nepeta: ...Uh-...

Tavros: ....I'm sure there's a reasonable explination for this... I just can't think of it...

Human!Tavros: Imitating Life

Tavros: Today, I stopped being real. No one's gonna listen to a boy genius, or a philosopher, or a traveler.

Tavros: All the things I've been? Who ever really gave a shit?

Tavros: People like listening to characters; characters are safe because they're not real. So today, I become a character

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Tavros: *Puts a cigarette in his mouth* I meet new people, and it's always the same.

Tavros: "Tell us about your childhood." *Strikes a match and inhales*

Tavros: I was born in a vat, and emerged at age 12 looking like this.

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Tavros: I once new about a neighbor who took too much acid. He saw the white light... *Takes a drag from his cigarette*

Tavros: Then he hacked off his own genitals for Jesus

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Tavros: My grandfather had died, and my mother was trying to explain it to me.

Tavros: "Grandpa isn't coming back?" I asked. "No..." She said. "Not ever again..."

Tavros: *Scoffs* I remember looking at her and saying: "Hold on just a fucking minute. You mean to tell me you went through all the trouble of conceiving me, giving birth to me, feeding and clothing me, and I get hurt, disappointments crush my heart every day, and I can't do half the things I want to, and sometimes I just want to SCREAM! And all I have to look forward to is my body breaking down. And something flipping the switch in my brain."

Tavros: I wasn't having any of that. *Steps on his cigarette* It wasn't fair...

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Meenah: *Knocks on Tavros' door* Hey, you in there?

The door slowly opens, and a cloud of smoke pours out. Tavros emerges from within, his face is the only thing visible under a Mexican tiger blanket. His gaze is distant, even though they're standing almost in front of each other, and he has a dopey smile on his face.

Meenah: Uhh... everyone's downstairs. Do you wanna come for a drink?

Tavros: Nahhh... I'm writing... I'm having breakthroughs...

The door slowly, and gently closes. Tavros' hand wasn't near the door.

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Tavros: *Talking to Rose* It just comes down to a very simple equation, to me at least.

Tavros: Life plus significance, equals magic.

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Tavros: Alright! I'm drunk, and in about half an hour I'm going to come up on drugs.

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Tavros: *To Nepeta* It's okay to mess up. When you do, you find new ways to do things.

Tavros: And, nobody sees the world like you do. So let's see what you see

Human!Tavros: Drunk Jake English

Jake: *Stumbles up to Tavros with a Ziploc bag with red liquid inside*

Tavros: Uhh...?

Jake: *Shoves the bag in his hands* I MADE THIS FOR YOU! IT USED TO BE A BABY!

Tavros: *Tavros.exe has stopped working*

Humanstuck

Tavros: Man, my stomach's killing me

Horuss: You ate ALLOT last night!

Tavros: ...What did I eat?

Horuss: *Shows him a destroyed room* All the walls. AND the ceiling!

Tavros: That's fucking sick!

Human!Tavros on Everyone

Tavros: I hate all of you.

Nepeta: *Walks by* Hi Tavros!

Tavros: ...I hate MOST of you

Human!Tavros 7

Tavros: *Looking blankly at Kankri* Hello? Yes, someone offended me... ONLINE

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Tavros: If it wasn't for the fact that weed exists, and I fear Hell, I would've killed so many people by now.

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Tavros: Fuck your feelings, smoke some weed

I like myself now

"You all think I'm fine with this... being alone... being used..." Tavros lifted his bandaged arm, wiping the blood from underneath his nose.

"You're all so sure that I'll be fine because I haven't reacted in any other way... But you're wrong." The young Chicano thumbed the hammer back on the pistol in his hand. "Nearly five fucking years of the same thing. It's insanity, really..."

He leaned back, and took a look at the classroom he was in, glaring at everyone.

"You made me detest my own existence and jaded my view on everything. But really, it's my own fault for letting it happen." He stood up, his angry expression shifting into a cocky look.

"And... I thought about it allot, hating myself... well I like myself now." The hammer clicked back into place and Tavros placed it inside his backpack before leaving the classroom.

Human!Tavros 5

Tavros: My life is one big train wreck of mental instability!

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Tavros: Hey! I said I believe in God, I never said I gave a shit about him!

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Tavros: Nepeta is the only one here who doesn't make me want to kill everyone in this room.

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Tavros: *Talking about himself* To cynical to enjoy life. Too self absorbed to commit suicide.

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Tavros: The only good thing for come out of my friendship with Gamzee, is the weed

Human!Tavros 4

Meulin: What do new like to do in your furree time?

Tavros: *Casually thinking about spending endless nights in bed with Nepeta (Wink wink)* I... rest

Tavros: Jesus fuck! Alright, I gotta go take care of somethin'. Karkat, my house my rules: You're in charge of Nepeta.

Karkat: FUUUUCK

Tavros: I fucken mean it! Now if anything happens to her, just call me.

Karkat: FINE

Tavros: Good. *Through clenched teeth* Because I will come back in a heartbeat, and I will put you through that fuckin' wall

Human!Tavros is sick of everyone's shit

Tavros: *Opens door as trick or treaters greet him* Oh hey! Fat Albert!

Kid: I'm not wearing a costume!

Tavros: Then you don't get any fucken candy!

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Equius: I demand to see Nepeta

Tavros: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

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Karkat: I thought you were gonna be happy today.

Tavros: NEVER assume that!

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Tavros: Dinners ready

John: What are we having?

Tavros: Free food, dumbass

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Tavros: I don't need a fucking bible, you asshole! I was hit by a truck when I was six! I'VE MET GOD!!

A homestuck as Encanto au because i have too much free time

Karkat as Mirabel, he's the non special one on the family, is the youngest son of Dolorosa and is boyfriend of Dave Strider, a guy from the town.

Aradia as Camilo, she's the middle daughter of Dolorosa and can change her form.

Kanaya as Isabela, she is the older daughter of Dolorosa, has a compromise with Vriska Serket and a dificult relationship with Karkat (not as bad as Isabela and Mirabel, but isn't as good as Karkat and Aradia).

The Dolorosa take Julieta's place, her husband died and she raised alone her children, is the loving mother of Kanaya, Aradia and Karkat and the sister of Horuss and Signless.

Horuss has Pepa's place, he's married to Rufioh and is the father of Terezi, Equius and Tavros and obviously can control the weather with his emotions.

Rufioh is Horuss husband, he take Felix's place and is the cool uncle.

Terezi have Dolores place, she can't see, she's blind but she can hear everything. Terezi was engaged with Dave, but Dave met Karkat and fell in love with him and broke the engaged. Terezi was very happy with that because she love Vriska, but Vriska is engaged with Kanaya and Terezi is very sad about that.

Equius is Luisa, he is super strong and is the middle brother of Terezi and Tavros.

Tavros take's Antonio's place as the innocents little cousin, he can talk to animals and only have one year of difference with Karkat.

Signless (yes, i'll keep his name like this) is Bruno, he's history is the same as Bruno but a little more cruel because of Abuela.

The Condesce as Abuela, she's the encanto keeper and head of the family. She always tries to inferior Karkat and accuses him of stealing Terezi's fiancé, i think she's like the villain from the history.

Vriska is Mariano, we don't have more to say.

New charcter roles

Dave is Karkat's boyfriend, and the one that is alway at Karkat's side along the history and will save the miracle with hi's boyfriend and best friend.

Rose is Dave's sister and Kanaya's real love.

John is Dave and Karkat best friend and the one who will save the miracle with them.

last one for the day

grub babies! originally it was just gonna be equius and nepeta but i ended up doodling those two so i added them as well

THE homestuck designs holy shit I absolutely love them

I planned to do the trolls in order of their blood caste but I wanted to draw arasol! Soooo I moved things around

==> Beta Kids

Stormy: Create “bULL BOI OF ALTERNIA”

Here’s an edit I made of tavros I know it looks plain as day but I tried. Plus it was hard to find a background suited for him

I found some pretty old but good art, I remember it took me 5 days to draw it. (the first part of the drawings)

naurrr💀

redid my troll headcanons yessir

som3 of yall probably saw the kid one yeah lol these actually look good now

Dropping these here <3

pls don’t like this ugly piece of doodoo go like my new one 💀

I don't know what was harder to draw, the wheelchair or the robo legs.