Human!Tavros 5

Human!Tavros on Everyone

Tavros: I hate all of you.

Nepeta: *Walks by* Hi Tavros!

Tavros: ...I hate MOST of you

I am benign to this. But it also infuriates me beyond belief

Human!Tavros: Drunk Jake English

Jake: *Stumbles up to Tavros with a Ziploc bag with red liquid inside*

Tavros: Uhh...?

Jake: *Shoves the bag in his hands* I MADE THIS FOR YOU! IT USED TO BE A BABY!

Tavros: *Tavros.exe has stopped working*

Credit: @richblackguy

Humanstuck: Kink Shaming

Vriska: Calling people "daddy" is gross!

Dirk: Stop kink shaming me!

Vriska: Kink shaming is my KINK!!

Dirk: ...AHHH!!!!

Yes

Human!Tavros is sick of everyone's shit

Tavros: *Opens door as trick or treaters greet him* Oh hey! Fat Albert!

Kid: I'm not wearing a costume!

Tavros: Then you don't get any fucken candy!

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Equius: I demand to see Nepeta

Tavros: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

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Karkat: I thought you were gonna be happy today.

Tavros: NEVER assume that!

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Tavros: Dinners ready

John: What are we having?

Tavros: Free food, dumbass

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Tavros: I don't need a fucking bible, you asshole! I was hit by a truck when I was six! I'VE MET GOD!!

Pass the nug

This is the Nugget of Friendship.

It is not given lightly. Yet I give it to you.

Yes. I mean YOU.

Now shoo.

Pass on the Nugget of Friendship.

My personal culture is waking up before everyone else at a sleepover, and just wanting to go home when they wake up

Human!Tavros: Nepeta

Tavros: *7 years old* She's my friend

Nepeta: *Clinging to him with a smile*

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*Tavros and Nepeta cuddling on a couch*

Tavros: *13 years old* We're not dating!

Nepeta: Why does everyone keep thinking that?

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Karkat: *16 years old* HEY LOVEBIRDS, RISE AND FUCKING SHI- *Opens Tavros' room door and freezes*

*Tavros and Nepeta are completely naked*

Nepeta: ...Uh-...

Tavros: ....I'm sure there's a reasonable explination for this... I just can't think of it...