Tavros: Jesus fuck! Alright, I gotta go take care of somethin'. Karkat, my house my rules: You're in charge of Nepeta.
Karkat: FUUUUCK
Tavros: I fucken mean it! Now if anything happens to her, just call me.
Karkat: FINE
Tavros: Good. *Through clenched teeth* Because I will come back in a heartbeat, and I will put you through that fuckin' wall
Tavros: *Opens door as trick or treaters greet him* Oh hey! Fat Albert!
Kid: I'm not wearing a costume!
Tavros: Then you don't get any fucken candy!
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Equius: I demand to see Nepeta
Tavros: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
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Karkat: I thought you were gonna be happy today.
Tavros: NEVER assume that!
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Tavros: Dinners ready
John: What are we having?
Tavros: Free food, dumbass
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Tavros: I don't need a fucking bible, you asshole! I was hit by a truck when I was six! I'VE MET GOD!!