Human!Tavros Is Sick Of Everyone's Shit

Human!Tavros 7

Tavros: *Looking blankly at Kankri* Hello? Yes, someone offended me... ONLINE

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Tavros: If it wasn't for the fact that weed exists, and I fear Hell, I would've killed so many people by now.

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Tavros: Fuck your feelings, smoke some weed

Hoytotoytotoytotoy

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Tavros: Man, my stomach's killing me

Horuss: You ate ALLOT last night!

Tavros: ...What did I eat?

Horuss: *Shows him a destroyed room* All the walls. AND the ceiling!

Tavros: That's fucking sick!

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Human!Tavros: Nepeta

Tavros: *7 years old* She's my friend

Nepeta: *Clinging to him with a smile*

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*Tavros and Nepeta cuddling on a couch*

Tavros: *13 years old* We're not dating!

Nepeta: Why does everyone keep thinking that?

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Karkat: *16 years old* HEY LOVEBIRDS, RISE AND FUCKING SHI- *Opens Tavros' room door and freezes*

*Tavros and Nepeta are completely naked*

Nepeta: ...Uh-...

Tavros: ....I'm sure there's a reasonable explination for this... I just can't think of it...

I summon the Luck O' The Irish to screw tesla over

Abolish Tesla.

Tavros: Jesus fuck! Alright, I gotta go take care of somethin'. Karkat, my house my rules: You're in charge of Nepeta.

Karkat: FUUUUCK

Tavros: I fucken mean it! Now if anything happens to her, just call me.

Karkat: FINE

Tavros: Good. *Through clenched teeth* Because I will come back in a heartbeat, and I will put you through that fuckin' wall

John: What's an average sac weight?

Tavros: You what?

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Human!Tavros 4

Meulin: What do new like to do in your furree time?

Tavros: *Casually thinking about spending endless nights in bed with Nepeta (Wink wink)* I... rest