Human!Tavros 4

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John: What's an average sac weight?

Tavros: You what?

Yes

My personal culture is waking up before everyone else at a sleepover, and just wanting to go home when they wake up

Human!Tavros: Drunk Jake English

Jake: *Stumbles up to Tavros with a Ziploc bag with red liquid inside*

Tavros: Uhh...?

Jake: *Shoves the bag in his hands* I MADE THIS FOR YOU! IT USED TO BE A BABY!

Tavros: *Tavros.exe has stopped working*

Humanstuck: Kink Shaming

Vriska: Calling people "daddy" is gross!

Dirk: Stop kink shaming me!

Vriska: Kink shaming is my KINK!!

Dirk: ...AHHH!!!!

Human!Tavros on Everyone

Tavros: I hate all of you.

Nepeta: *Walks by* Hi Tavros!

Tavros: ...I hate MOST of you

I like myself now

"You all think I'm fine with this... being alone... being used..." Tavros lifted his bandaged arm, wiping the blood from underneath his nose.

"You're all so sure that I'll be fine because I haven't reacted in any other way... But you're wrong." The young Chicano thumbed the hammer back on the pistol in his hand. "Nearly five fucking years of the same thing. It's insanity, really..."

He leaned back, and took a look at the classroom he was in, glaring at everyone.

"You made me detest my own existence and jaded my view on everything. But really, it's my own fault for letting it happen." He stood up, his angry expression shifting into a cocky look.

"And... I thought about it allot, hating myself... well I like myself now." The hammer clicked back into place and Tavros placed it inside his backpack before leaving the classroom.

Alright

Can you all stop trying to pair "Boys will be boys" to rapists?

Boys will be boys means lovable goofballs.

If the phrase offends you though because it's not PC, fuck you.