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Human!Tavros 4

Meulin: What do new like to do in your furree time?

Tavros: *Casually thinking about spending endless nights in bed with Nepeta (Wink wink)* I... rest

Alright

Can you all stop trying to pair "Boys will be boys" to rapists?

Boys will be boys means lovable goofballs.

If the phrase offends you though because it's not PC, fuck you.

Tavros: Jesus fuck! Alright, I gotta go take care of somethin'. Karkat, my house my rules: You're in charge of Nepeta.

Karkat: FUUUUCK

Tavros: I fucken mean it! Now if anything happens to her, just call me.

Karkat: FINE

Tavros: Good. *Through clenched teeth* Because I will come back in a heartbeat, and I will put you through that fuckin' wall

Ain't messing with chance

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Human!Tavros: Fortune Teller

Tavros: I went to a fortune taller to get something out of life that isn't constant disappointment.

Tavros: She tells me to "stop denying the inevitable".

Tavros: WHAT INEVITABILITY!? I'VE ALREADY GIVEN UP ON EVERYTHING, WHAT ELSE IS THERE LEFT!?

My personal culture is waking up before everyone else at a sleepover, and just wanting to go home when they wake up

Gen Z, My Generation

From 1996 to 2010 is where our generation was born. In these years, all I've seen us do is become a dissapointment. I hate being in this generation, because it is fucked. We are all fucked.

Generation X should've destroyed the world when it had the chance. Now they're going to witness the begining of the end. Let's go Generation Z, we're not done ruining everything YET

Human!Tavros on Everyone

Tavros: I hate all of you.

Nepeta: *Walks by* Hi Tavros!

Tavros: ...I hate MOST of you

Human!Tavros: Imitating Life

Tavros: Today, I stopped being real. No one's gonna listen to a boy genius, or a philosopher, or a traveler.

Tavros: All the things I've been? Who ever really gave a shit?

Tavros: People like listening to characters; characters are safe because they're not real. So today, I become a character

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Tavros: *Puts a cigarette in his mouth* I meet new people, and it's always the same.

Tavros: "Tell us about your childhood." *Strikes a match and inhales*

Tavros: I was born in a vat, and emerged at age 12 looking like this.

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Tavros: I once new about a neighbor who took too much acid. He saw the white light... *Takes a drag from his cigarette*

Tavros: Then he hacked off his own genitals for Jesus

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Tavros: My grandfather had died, and my mother was trying to explain it to me.

Tavros: "Grandpa isn't coming back?" I asked. "No..." She said. "Not ever again..."

Tavros: *Scoffs* I remember looking at her and saying: "Hold on just a fucking minute. You mean to tell me you went through all the trouble of conceiving me, giving birth to me, feeding and clothing me, and I get hurt, disappointments crush my heart every day, and I can't do half the things I want to, and sometimes I just want to SCREAM! And all I have to look forward to is my body breaking down. And something flipping the switch in my brain."

Tavros: I wasn't having any of that. *Steps on his cigarette* It wasn't fair...

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Meenah: *Knocks on Tavros' door* Hey, you in there?

The door slowly opens, and a cloud of smoke pours out. Tavros emerges from within, his face is the only thing visible under a Mexican tiger blanket. His gaze is distant, even though they're standing almost in front of each other, and he has a dopey smile on his face.

Meenah: Uhh... everyone's downstairs. Do you wanna come for a drink?

Tavros: Nahhh... I'm writing... I'm having breakthroughs...

The door slowly, and gently closes. Tavros' hand wasn't near the door.

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Tavros: *Talking to Rose* It just comes down to a very simple equation, to me at least.

Tavros: Life plus significance, equals magic.

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Tavros: Alright! I'm drunk, and in about half an hour I'm going to come up on drugs.

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Tavros: *To Nepeta* It's okay to mess up. When you do, you find new ways to do things.

Tavros: And, nobody sees the world like you do. So let's see what you see

I summon the Luck O' The Irish to screw tesla over

Abolish Tesla.