Human!Tavros 7

Credit: @richblackguy

Human!Tavros: Imitating Life

Tavros: Today, I stopped being real. No one's gonna listen to a boy genius, or a philosopher, or a traveler.

Tavros: All the things I've been? Who ever really gave a shit?

Tavros: People like listening to characters; characters are safe because they're not real. So today, I become a character

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Tavros: *Puts a cigarette in his mouth* I meet new people, and it's always the same.

Tavros: "Tell us about your childhood." *Strikes a match and inhales*

Tavros: I was born in a vat, and emerged at age 12 looking like this.

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Tavros: I once new about a neighbor who took too much acid. He saw the white light... *Takes a drag from his cigarette*

Tavros: Then he hacked off his own genitals for Jesus

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Tavros: My grandfather had died, and my mother was trying to explain it to me.

Tavros: "Grandpa isn't coming back?" I asked. "No..." She said. "Not ever again..."

Tavros: *Scoffs* I remember looking at her and saying: "Hold on just a fucking minute. You mean to tell me you went through all the trouble of conceiving me, giving birth to me, feeding and clothing me, and I get hurt, disappointments crush my heart every day, and I can't do half the things I want to, and sometimes I just want to SCREAM! And all I have to look forward to is my body breaking down. And something flipping the switch in my brain."

Tavros: I wasn't having any of that. *Steps on his cigarette* It wasn't fair...

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Meenah: *Knocks on Tavros' door* Hey, you in there?

The door slowly opens, and a cloud of smoke pours out. Tavros emerges from within, his face is the only thing visible under a Mexican tiger blanket. His gaze is distant, even though they're standing almost in front of each other, and he has a dopey smile on his face.

Meenah: Uhh... everyone's downstairs. Do you wanna come for a drink?

Tavros: Nahhh... I'm writing... I'm having breakthroughs...

The door slowly, and gently closes. Tavros' hand wasn't near the door.

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Tavros: *Talking to Rose* It just comes down to a very simple equation, to me at least.

Tavros: Life plus significance, equals magic.

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Tavros: Alright! I'm drunk, and in about half an hour I'm going to come up on drugs.

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Tavros: *To Nepeta* It's okay to mess up. When you do, you find new ways to do things.

Tavros: And, nobody sees the world like you do. So let's see what you see

Yes

Alright

Can you all stop trying to pair "Boys will be boys" to rapists?

Boys will be boys means lovable goofballs.

If the phrase offends you though because it's not PC, fuck you.

I am benign to this. But it also infuriates me beyond belief

Humanstuck

Tavros: Man, my stomach's killing me

Horuss: You ate ALLOT last night!

Tavros: ...What did I eat?

Horuss: *Shows him a destroyed room* All the walls. AND the ceiling!

Tavros: That's fucking sick!

My personal culture is waking up before everyone else at a sleepover, and just wanting to go home when they wake up

Yes

Doot doot

No lies.

Yey

Tavros: Jesus fuck! Alright, I gotta go take care of somethin'. Karkat, my house my rules: You're in charge of Nepeta.

Karkat: FUUUUCK

Tavros: I fucken mean it! Now if anything happens to her, just call me.

Karkat: FINE

Tavros: Good. *Through clenched teeth* Because I will come back in a heartbeat, and I will put you through that fuckin' wall