Gabriel Lightwood - Blog Posts
"father is a worm" is probably one of my favourite scenes of all time
The Perfect fan cast for Alastair Carstairs
It was extremely difficult to find ethnic Persian men that had blond hair but not coloured eyes and pale skin. After searching for a few minutes I believe I found the perfect fan cast for Alastair.
Meet Hamid Fadaei
(Alastair's real hair is dark brown and he has beady eyes).
guess who is crying right now. @cassandraclare
Will: “You are a beautiful and intelligent person of many talents.”
Will: These fortune cookies are incredibly accurate!
Gabriel: Mine just says “wipe your nose”
Jem: William, this is clearly your handwriting
Cecily: Will is in trouble again!
Gabriel: Yeah, well, I broke my leg… what did he do?
Cecily: He hit someone with a car. How did you break your leg?
Gabriel: … sOMEoNe hit me with a car
Will, in the background: Lightworm, are you coming or not? I don't care, but I'm going to pay the Silent City a visit now, with or without you.
Will: Jem told me that if I don't have anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all
Gabriel:
Will: But Jem isn't here and you're a BITCH
Will: I will do a lot of things but admitting that I’m cold after Gabriel told everyone to bring jackets is not one of those things
happy father’s day to julian blackthorn and jem carstairs and will herondale and gideon lightwood and gabriel lightwood and alec lightwood and magnus bane!! ( and maybe to robert lightwood too, bcs he tries )
and also a fuck you to johnny rook, elias carstairs, and valentine morgenstern. they can choke.
I am so curious to know what kind of personality Gideon Lightwood had before he went to Spain in his travel year. We know he was kind of asshole because Will or Jem (I really don't recall!) mentioned that he was worse than Gabriel (and at time Gabriel was a prideful brat).
It would have been very funny to see a bad boy version of him
Gabriel: I’m not going to fight with you!
Cecily: Why, because I’m a WOMAN?
Gabriel: No, because you’re scary
Cecily: Oh, alright
Group: *arguing*
Will: Calm down, you idiots wanna hear my plan or not?
[silence]
Will: That’s what I thought. So, make suggestions.
Tessa: But we thought you had a plan?
Will: MY plan is to crowdsource a plan, now it’s your turn
Will: How do you always know when I’m sad?
Jem: Well, you look sad and you haven’t said anything mean to Gabriel for like 3 hours.
Jem: Oh, and you’re wearing a button that says “I’m sad, ask me why.”
Gabriel: Just be casual, try some light flirting
Gideon: Got it
*later*
Sophie: Nice work out there, high five!
*high fives Gideon*
Gideon: *intertwines fingers*
Sophie: what-
Gideon: I am in love with you :3
Gabriel: Has anyone seen my wife?
Stranger: What does she look like?
Gabriel: Well, she has black ha-
Cecily, from a tree: BEAUTIFUL
*after a few dates with Cecily*
Gabriel: Gid, what do you think of Cecily?
Gideon: I think you should marry her, brother!
*later that day*
Gabriel: Well, I don’t know if I’ll regret this sooner or later, but I followed your advice and now I’m engaged to Will.
Gabriel: If you had to go on a date with anyone of us, who’d you choose?
Jem: No way
Tessa, blushing: I’m not answering that…
Will: Jem
Everyone: …
Will: oH- nO waY, i’M NoT anSweRinG tHat!
Gabriel: Did you know you stole something from me when we met yesterday?
Cecily: Sorry, I’ll return your wallet.
Gabriel: You stole my hea- wait, you did what?
At a restaurant
Cecily: Hey, are you single?
Gabriel, blushing: Y- Yes, I am.
Cecily: [takes away the extra chair in front of him]
Cecily: Thanks
Christopher: I’m scared
Gabriel: Your mom said to go to bed.
Christopher: But there’s a monster under my bed!
Gabriel: Is it scarier than your mom?
Christopher:
Christopher: *goes back to bed*
*When Gabriel and Cecily first meet*
Cecily: You have no idea what I’m capable of.
Gabriel: Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.
[Later]
Gabriel: You’re the scariest cupcake I’ve ever met.
Will and Gabriel: *running up to each other* *doing a really long complicated handshake*
Will, deadpan: I’ve never met someone weaker or uglier than you.
Gabriel: You’re so annoying. I hate you so much.
Will: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing or highjacking?
Gabriel: No, it’s called weedwhacking.
Jem: No, it’s called disappointing your mother.
Cecily: *loses Gabriel in a crowd*
Cecily: This calls for drastic-
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP and keep walking
Charlotte: So, what do you think?
Will: I wasn’t even listening but I heavily disagree with Gabriel.
Charlotte: Gabriel isn’t even here
Will: [tapping on the table]
Gabriel: [tapping back furiously]
Cecily: What’s going on?
Tessa: They learned morse code so they could talk to each other secretly.
Will: .-.. .. --. .... - .-- --- .-. –
Gabriel: [slams fists on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Gabriel: [faints]
Will: He’s not responding to painful stimuli.
Tessa: Stabbing someone in the foot over and over doesn’t make you a doctor.
Will: I think I found a way to make money
Gabriel: You'd make a decent stripper
Will: I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I'm talking about...
Gabriel: Please. Don't try to act like you guys care!
Will: Oh, thank God.
Tessa: I make it policy never to date a peasant!
Cecily: Same
Tessa: Aren't you engaged to Gabriel?
Cecily: Aren't you married to my brother?
Tessa: ...
Cecily: ...
Will: If you had food on your face, would you want me to tell you?
Gabriel, wiping over his face: Where? Did I get it?
Will: Oh, no, not now. It was last week.
Will: I didn't know whether or not to tell you, but everyone was staring.
Will: Sucks to be you, I guess.