Will: If You Had Food On Your Face, Would You Want Me To Tell You?

Will: If you had food on your face, would you want me to tell you?

Gabriel, wiping over his face: Where? Did I get it?

Will: Oh, no, not now. It was last week.

Will: I didn't know whether or not to tell you, but everyone was staring.

Will: Sucks to be you, I guess.

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