Gabriel: Please. Don't try to act like you guys care!
Will: Oh, thank God.
Thomas: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief
Tessa to James: You don't "take a run" at a woman. You "woo" her. Make her feel special!
Will: *enters the room*
Will: Hey, hon. Take a look at this. It's a picture of my butt!
Tessa: ...
Tessa to James: And then, when you get her, you can tell her whatever you want.
Christopher and Thomas: *sing together*
Christopher: Wow, we sound amazing!
Thomas: I know. That was incredible. You know, we should do something with this.
Christopher: Yeah, maybe we could open up a mattress store!
Thomas: ...
Thomas: Or we could try singing?
So maybe I don’t have muscles, or hair in certain places and sure, when a girly pop song comes on the radio, sometimes I leave it on! ‘Cause dang it, top 40 hits are in the top 40 for a reason! They’re catchy!
Kit Herondale, probably
Will: If anyone gives you any trouble, just tell them the fish don’t come knocking twice.
Jem: What does that even mean?
Will: They’ll know.
Jem: I highly doubt that.
Will: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Will: *aggressively throws water bottles*
James: …
Matthew: Uh…
Lucie: He’s trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Matthew, crying: It’s working
Cecily: Will is in trouble again!
Gabriel: Yeah, well, I broke my leg… what did he do?
Cecily: He hit someone with a car. How did you break your leg?
Gabriel: … sOMEoNe hit me with a car
Will, in the background: Lightworm, are you coming or not? I don't care, but I'm going to pay the Silent City a visit now, with or without you.
Valentine: Voyages are like children
Valentine: You delete the ones that don’t succeed
Jocelyn: wHat?
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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