Tessa: I Make It Policy Never To Date A Peasant!

Tessa: I make it policy never to date a peasant!

Cecily: Same

Tessa: Aren't you engaged to Gabriel?

Cecily: Aren't you married to my brother?

Tessa: ...

Cecily: ...

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!Shadow and Bone (Netflix Show) Spoiler!

Inej throwing her knife at the Darkling has the same energy as Emma throwing hers at Sebastian in City of Heavenly Fire

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

I am very proud to announce that I am officially a lost cause. Thank you all for your continued support. Unfortunately, it was all for nothing.

- Matthew Fairchild, probably

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Tessa: Happy Birthday, Will! I got you a present!

*Jem walks through the door*

Will: OHMYGOD you got me JEM?

Tessa: No, no. It’s this book-

Will, through tears: HE’S PERFECT, TESSA, I LOVE HIM! Thank you!

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I’d like to phone a friend

Game show host: I haven’t asked you the questions yet-

Will: I know, I just miss Jem already

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Isabelle: Love is dumb

Isabelle, glancing at Simon: And I’m the dumbest bitch alive

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

happy father’s day to julian blackthorn and jem carstairs and will herondale and gideon lightwood and gabriel lightwood and alec lightwood and magnus bane!! ( and maybe to robert lightwood too, bcs he tries )

and also a fuck you to johnny rook, elias carstairs, and valentine morgenstern. they can choke.

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