happy father’s day to julian blackthorn and jem carstairs and will herondale and gideon lightwood and gabriel lightwood and alec lightwood and magnus bane!! ( and maybe to robert lightwood too, bcs he tries )
and also a fuck you to johnny rook, elias carstairs, and valentine morgenstern. they can choke.
James: But I can't go outside. I'm allergic to pollen and social situations.
Will: You need a hobby
James: I do have a hobby!
Will: Well, being angsty and sad isn’t a hobby!
Matthew from distance: It isn’t?!
Mark, bleeding from a cut: Help! I’m covered in flesh juice!
Julian: You’re covered in what?
Mark: Flesh juice!
Julian: I’ll just let you die
The Merry Thieves: [searching the beach]
James: Sorry guys, looks like there’s no sand dollars left
Christopher: Can’t the ocean just make more of them?
Matthew: And cause inflation? Destroy the sand economy? By the angel, Christopher, use your head.
Matthew : I’ll try to distract them. You run!
James : no, we’re in this together
Matthew : whew, I’m glad you said that. I’m really not up to noble sacrifices
Matthew: *looks over at James* Poke
James: *without looking up from his book* Poke
Matthew: Poke *pokes James on his cheek*
James: Poke *pokes Matthew on the arm*
Matthew: Poke!
James: Poke!
Matthew: POKE
James: POKE
*a poke war ensues that somehow ends up on the floor with Christopher on top thinking it was a hug party*
Thomas:
Thomas: WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW???
Magnus, looking at Alec: What an angle…
Catarina: Don’t you mean angel?
Magnus: I was talking about his jawline, I’m the angel here
Kit: Not to brag
Kit: but I solved a puzzle in 2 weeks
Kit: and the box said 2-4 years
Ty:
Christopher: I’m scared
Gabriel: Your mom said to go to bed.
Christopher: But there’s a monster under my bed!
Gabriel: Is it scarier than your mom?
Christopher:
Christopher: *goes back to bed*
Jem: Your stupidity simply goes too far
Will: THEN BUCKLE UP CAUSE I’M ABOUT TO GO FURTHER
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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