call me holly | 18 | he/him | bi
31 posts
Situationship this. Casual that. I'm sick of it. Why does nobody form a polycule based on hunting vampires together anymore. Humanity is lost.
wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating
Reminder that at the time Transylvania was not Romania, it was part of the Kingdom of Hungary (which was part of the austro-hungarian empire) until 1920.
I think my favorite part from the mirror entry is Jonathan Harker blorboposting like "I am like the protagonist of Arabian Nights and Hamlet fr fr"
They are my blorbo’s blorbos and if they get him through this trying time, let him enjoy them 😤
i love that one of jonathan harker's first reactions to being trapped in a terrible horrible no good very bad situation is to compare it to what is essentially pop cultural fiction for him. the arabian nights and hamlet would've been wildly popular at the time (especially given stoker's very close pals henry irving and ellen terry had just staged a successful run of hamlet in the west end & the rise of 'eastern' literature in victorian england)
it's the 1897 equivalent of blorboposting when you're going through it and being like "oh this is just like me fr"
Maybe Drac was onto something about the foul bauble of man's vanity. He would HATE smartphones
me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked
I understand more and more things about cisgender men the longer I’m on testosterone. I know why teenage boys use so much axe now. I understand the crying thing. I know why they accidentally break things. I know why they wear shorts in the snow. I know why so many of them don’t use washcloths. I see everything.
ghost hunting team that keep a nonbeliever named steve around as an emergency supernatural suppressant
I know that for a lot of people, I am the first trans person they meet. But may I say- I am tired of being used as a human Wikipedia. I'll answer some of your questions but for fucks sake, learn how to use Google! No, I won't tell you if I'll just "grow a dick on t". Figure that shit out yourself
everybody loves stabbing as a sign of homoerotic longing. but when I, Brutus,
fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy
Smoking that testosterone weed call that bearijuana
dead
It's funny how schools always painted peer pressure as this shady thing where the cool kids try to aggressively persuade you into doing cool things with them, like they'd want to forcibly wrangle some reluctant nerd along with them to go do crime, have sex and do drugs under a bridge. Nah, they didn't want your nerd ass in there, they'd actively gatekeep these activities from you.
Real peer pressure is the most breathtakingly boring people you know insisting that you should get a boring job and have a baby.
shoutout to this masterpiece that's been in my drafts for going on 2 years now
1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.
Security alert: Your orb was pondered from a new location
Watched Cabaret for the first time and now I have the album on repeat...
collecting posts of this type
being self aware is the worst thing ever. can’t even be pissed at my dad properly without having a disco elysium ass internal monologue about it
are you five nights at fucking kidding me
"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?
Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh