🩸HAPPY WRETCHED THING, FOUL BAUBLE OF MANS VANITY DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE.🩸

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

Situationship this. Casual that. I'm sick of it. Why does nobody form a polycule based on hunting vampires together anymore. Humanity is lost.

Reminder that at the time Transylvania was not Romania, it was part of the Kingdom of Hungary (which was part of the austro-hungarian empire) until 1920.

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...has anybody done this yet

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

dead

I know that for a lot of people, I am the first trans person they meet. But may I say- I am tired of being used as a human Wikipedia. I'll answer some of your questions but for fucks sake, learn how to use Google! No, I won't tell you if I'll just "grow a dick on t". Figure that shit out yourself

everybody loves stabbing as a sign of homoerotic longing. but when I, Brutus,