The Ghost Of One Specific Homosexual Cowboy Regularly Possesses Tumblr Gays

Situationship this. Casual that. I'm sick of it. Why does nobody form a polycule based on hunting vampires together anymore. Humanity is lost.

I think my favorite part from the mirror entry is Jonathan Harker blorboposting like "I am like the protagonist of Arabian Nights and Hamlet fr fr"

They are my blorbo’s blorbos and if they get him through this trying time, let him enjoy them 😤

ghost hunting team that keep a nonbeliever named steve around as an emergency supernatural suppressant

Security alert: Your orb was pondered from a new location

being self aware is the worst thing ever. can’t even be pissed at my dad properly without having a disco elysium ass internal monologue about it

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

It's funny how schools always painted peer pressure as this shady thing where the cool kids try to aggressively persuade you into doing cool things with them, like they'd want to forcibly wrangle some reluctant nerd along with them to go do crime, have sex and do drugs under a bridge. Nah, they didn't want your nerd ass in there, they'd actively gatekeep these activities from you.

Real peer pressure is the most breathtakingly boring people you know insisting that you should get a boring job and have a baby.

Smoking that testosterone weed call that bearijuana

Watched Cabaret for the first time and now I have the album on repeat...

I Won't Hurt You