I Love That One Of Jonathan Harker's First Reactions To Being Trapped In A Terrible Horrible No Good

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

being self aware is the worst thing ever. can’t even be pissed at my dad properly without having a disco elysium ass internal monologue about it

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

Watched Cabaret for the first time and now I have the album on repeat...

shoutout to this masterpiece that's been in my drafts for going on 2 years now

everybody loves stabbing as a sign of homoerotic longing. but when I, Brutus,

It's funny how schools always painted peer pressure as this shady thing where the cool kids try to aggressively persuade you into doing cool things with them, like they'd want to forcibly wrangle some reluctant nerd along with them to go do crime, have sex and do drugs under a bridge. Nah, they didn't want your nerd ass in there, they'd actively gatekeep these activities from you.

Real peer pressure is the most breathtakingly boring people you know insisting that you should get a boring job and have a baby.

dead

Maybe Drac was onto something about the foul bauble of man's vanity. He would HATE smartphones

I Won't Hurt You