Wikipedia No Longer Being Anywhere Near The Top Of Search Results When Looking Up Anything Feels Eviscerating

i love that one of jonathan harker's first reactions to being trapped in a terrible horrible no good very bad situation is to compare it to what is essentially pop cultural fiction for him. the arabian nights and hamlet would've been wildly popular at the time (especially given stoker's very close pals henry irving and ellen terry had just staged a successful run of hamlet in the west end & the rise of 'eastern' literature in victorian england)

it's the 1897 equivalent of blorboposting when you're going through it and being like "oh this is just like me fr"

fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

shoutout to this masterpiece that's been in my drafts for going on 2 years now

Maybe Drac was onto something about the foul bauble of man's vanity. He would HATE smartphones

I Won't Hurt You

*opens word doc covered in blood* it doesn’t have to be good. it just has to be done.

It's funny how schools always painted peer pressure as this shady thing where the cool kids try to aggressively persuade you into doing cool things with them, like they'd want to forcibly wrangle some reluctant nerd along with them to go do crime, have sex and do drugs under a bridge. Nah, they didn't want your nerd ass in there, they'd actively gatekeep these activities from you.

Real peer pressure is the most breathtakingly boring people you know insisting that you should get a boring job and have a baby.

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

Smoking that testosterone weed call that bearijuana