Dead

...has anybody done this yet

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

I think my favorite part from the mirror entry is Jonathan Harker blorboposting like "I am like the protagonist of Arabian Nights and Hamlet fr fr"

They are my blorbo’s blorbos and if they get him through this trying time, let him enjoy them 😤

Maybe Drac was onto something about the foul bauble of man's vanity. He would HATE smartphones

It's funny how schools always painted peer pressure as this shady thing where the cool kids try to aggressively persuade you into doing cool things with them, like they'd want to forcibly wrangle some reluctant nerd along with them to go do crime, have sex and do drugs under a bridge. Nah, they didn't want your nerd ass in there, they'd actively gatekeep these activities from you.

Real peer pressure is the most breathtakingly boring people you know insisting that you should get a boring job and have a baby.

everybody loves stabbing as a sign of homoerotic longing. but when I, Brutus,

shoutout to this masterpiece that's been in my drafts for going on 2 years now

*opens word doc covered in blood* it doesn’t have to be good. it just has to be done.

being self aware is the worst thing ever. can’t even be pissed at my dad properly without having a disco elysium ass internal monologue about it