Situationship This. Casual That. I'm Sick Of It. Why Does Nobody Form A Polycule Based On Hunting Vampires

Smoking that testosterone weed call that bearijuana

*opens word doc covered in blood* it doesn’t have to be good. it just has to be done.

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

I think my favorite part from the mirror entry is Jonathan Harker blorboposting like "I am like the protagonist of Arabian Nights and Hamlet fr fr"

They are my blorbo’s blorbos and if they get him through this trying time, let him enjoy them 😤

🩸HAPPY WRETCHED THING, FOUL BAUBLE OF MANS VANITY DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE.🩸

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AWAY WITH IT!

everybody loves stabbing as a sign of homoerotic longing. but when I, Brutus,

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

I Won't Hurt You