"it Was In 2020" Oh So Like A Year Or So Ago. A Couple Years. Im Sorry 5? Did You Just Say Five? Five

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

Maybe Drac was onto something about the foul bauble of man's vanity. He would HATE smartphones

Smoking that testosterone weed call that bearijuana

🩸HAPPY WRETCHED THING, FOUL BAUBLE OF MANS VANITY DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE.🩸

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AWAY WITH IT!

collecting posts of this type

Situationship this. Casual that. I'm sick of it. Why does nobody form a polycule based on hunting vampires together anymore. Humanity is lost.

I know that for a lot of people, I am the first trans person they meet. But may I say- I am tired of being used as a human Wikipedia. I'll answer some of your questions but for fucks sake, learn how to use Google! No, I won't tell you if I'll just "grow a dick on t". Figure that shit out yourself

being self aware is the worst thing ever. can’t even be pissed at my dad properly without having a disco elysium ass internal monologue about it

shoutout to this masterpiece that's been in my drafts for going on 2 years now