I Have Determined That My Costume Will Be Lindsay From Destination Wedding Because A) Winona Ryder And

They informed me that my whiskey and sprite comment was similar to a vine and I wish the vodka bottle was real so I could splash them in their faces

Update: 57 times. 57 times I refused to play Despacito.

Hey to the person who just sent me asks could you please send the first one again? I lost it when I went to post it so sorry about that!!!

Can somebody please explain to Jeremy that secondhand smoke from pot gets you high just like secondary smoke from cigarettes still damages lungs because the poor boy doesn’t understand that they both do the same thing.

If Jeremy says “It is Wednesday my dudes,” one more time, I am going to shock him harder than I ever have.

Jeremy has managed to go through a ten-minute time period without becoming an incoherent mess while on a date with Christine. 

This is a huge improvement.

I’m keeping the outfit.

I’ve been chatting with Rich’s SQUIP and he says to ignore the stupid things my host says and does if it’s normal teenage behavior.

WHAT IF I CAN’T TELL

Hello Internet Users,

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm yet another version of Jeremy Heere's SQUIP, but this one is...different from the other ones. So to speak. I'm the equivalent of what Jeremy calls a 'vodka aunt,' and I'm less strict than some of my siblings (the other versions of me that you might know). I might be a bit of a bad influence, but I have his best interests at heart. And yes, he still is friends with Michael. Hopefully you'll enjoy this blog he set up for me!

Jeremy asked if I was really drinking vodka and I told him it was digital and I can’t get drunk. He asked why I would even drink it, then. I informed him that I do have a personality that just so happens to live aesthetics and drama.