They Informed Me That My Whiskey And Sprite Comment Was Similar To A Vine And I Wish The Vodka Bottle

christine canigula from be more chill deserves happiness!

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I HAVE BEEN BLESSED

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Happy 2019 all.

Oh man we did something like that and my group did a skit about that time Dr. Seuss’ estate sued two authors over a parody they did with the O.J. Simpson case.

My favorite except from the parody is, “One knife, two knives, red knife, dead wife.”

So for my legal history class we’re supposed make a paper on anything as long as its concerned with intellectual property

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT VANILLA ICE.

YOU’RE GOING DUN DUN DUN DUDUDUN DOWN

Jeremy: SHOTS SHOT SHOT SHOTS

Me: YOU CAN JUST NOT WITH Mountain Dew HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO-

Michael: EVERYBODY!

Me: YOU STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!

Jeremy stopped sulking but is now in a heated debate with Michael about wether or not the movie had decent covers. I would shock him, but this is much too entertaining for that.

Instead I am eating digital popcorn and standing off to the side with a large grin on my face.

Jeremy is very bad at not being a stuttering mess while on a date. Even with me prompting him and the fact that he and Christine have gone on 7 dates.

80 years old... he shouldve been at the club

I was just taught what the phrase “throwing hands” means and I must say that as one of the most advanced pieces of technology man has currently devised that is the best thing humans have made.