Update: 57 Times. 57 Times I Refused To Play Despacito.

Jeremy is undecided on his costume. I suggested he and Christine do a couple’s costume. He says that they can’t agree on a costume because all of the Shakespearean couples end up dead.

They don’t realize they could do a non-Shakespearean costume, but I don’t have the nerve to tell them because watching them struggle to come up with ideas is too priceless.

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Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”

They decided on doing a Heathers look with Michael joining in.

So we all are going as some kind of a Winona Ryder career choice.

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Michael wanted me to deliver a message to all of you

The message is: I’m gay and depressed but I still have a best friend and you can do it if I can. 

Then he made a dinosaur noise. I’m not sure if that was part of the message or Jeremy pouring ice water down his shirt, so I included it.

Jeremy complained to me that I shock him too much. I informed him that’s because he never listens to me. Completely unironically, he replied, “I know what I’m doing, so I shouldn’t have to listen to you.”

Jeremy failed to inform me that Rosh Hashanah was yesterday

So happy belated Rosh Hashanah! 🍎🍎🍎🍯🍯🍯

Jeremy and Michael won’t stop watching Game of Thrones and I am going nuts.

Also, I love the Direwolves.

Rich’s SQUIP told me that Rich also has Mountain Dew problems. So it’s a teenage boy thing, and not a Jeremy thing. I don’t know wether or not it’s comforting...