If Jeremy Says “It Is Wednesday My Dudes,” One More Time, I Am Going To Shock Him Harder Than I

Update: 57 times. 57 times I refused to play Despacito.

Jeremy complained to me that I shock him too much. I informed him that’s because he never listens to me. Completely unironically, he replied, “I know what I’m doing, so I shouldn’t have to listen to you.”

Jeremy stopped sulking but is now in a heated debate with Michael about wether or not the movie had decent covers. I would shock him, but this is much too entertaining for that.

Instead I am eating digital popcorn and standing off to the side with a large grin on my face.

Just me supporting @1-love-pencils and the amazing artwork she produces

And yes he is very pretty and I am dehydrated in the desert

I will never condone violence but honestly trying to keep Jeremy from doing stupid things requires a bit of physical persuasion.

I had no idea that one person can be so stressed out yet so calm.

Never let two teenagers know you have knowledge of cocktails because then they will quiz you on it.

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* interview the writer

send a number. a mix of serious and fun.

what color do you associate with your muse?

is there a song that reminds you of your muse?

how do you get yourself out of a writing funk?

do you have any advice for other writers?

would you hug your muse?

how are you and your muse alike?

how are you and your muse different?

do you follow canon, or dump it in the trash?

best scene featuring your muse? (chapter, film, episode)

talk about your writing

fluff or angst?

favorite book?

how are you?

ghosts or monsters?

what does your name mean?

ice cream, candy, pie or cookies?

what motivates you?

are you a jedi master? 

describe love

favorite cryptid(s)?

do you believe in extraterrestrial life?

mcdonald’s or burger king?

anything spooky happen this week?

share a funny story 

are you religious?

what are you doing right now?

describe yourself in two words

metal, folk, pop or ambient?

list your top two movies

most used emoji?

favorite comic book character?

Michael’s still mad at me about the unicorn jelly bean dispenser thing.