Hello Internet Users,

Michael’s still mad at me about the unicorn jelly bean dispenser thing.

in honor of season 3 of game changer airing, i’ve clipped brennan’s fully buckwild monologue from the final episode of season 2

If Jeremy says “It is Wednesday my dudes,” one more time, I am going to shock him harder than I ever have.

Jeremy is no longer allowed to attempt to cook dinner for Father’s Day. We just now got the stains off of the kitchen and are still using scented candles in the house.

new ask meme: send me a present emoji 🎁 and i’ll respond with a random out of context image i have on my computer

They’re now arguing about who gets to be Heather Chandler. Or more accurately, who gets to not be Heather Duke and Christine’s going as Heather Mac.

Rich has started a relationship with a boy named Jake. I don’t know much about Jake. Not much data on him from Jeremy, and there’s no SQUIP to sync with. But he seems nice, and Rich’s SQUIP approves.

Can somebody please explain to Jeremy that secondhand smoke from pot gets you high just like secondary smoke from cigarettes still damages lungs because the poor boy doesn’t understand that they both do the same thing.

I have determined that my costume will be Lindsay from Destination Wedding because a) Winona Ryder and b) alcohol.

I’m sick of Jeremy making references to a non-existent app that I wasn’t programmed to have intimate knowledge beforehand. I’m going to do research on it while Jeremy is in school.

Thankfully YouTube has a plethora of Vine compilations.