I’ve Been Chatting With Rich’s SQUIP And He Says To Ignore The Stupid Things My Host Says And Does

Jeremy is undecided on his costume. I suggested he and Christine do a couple’s costume. He says that they can’t agree on a costume because all of the Shakespearean couples end up dead.

They don’t realize they could do a non-Shakespearean costume, but I don’t have the nerve to tell them because watching them struggle to come up with ideas is too priceless.

“When’s Bisexual Awareness Day?” “September 23 but the whole month is Bisexual Awareness Month.” “...Don’t come into your room for a few hours, okay?” “Did you get the day wrong again?” “Yeah.” “Thanks though. What’d you get this year?”

Me: A unicorn jelly bean dispenser from Amazon.

*silence*

“...She told you didn’t she.”

“Yeah.”

“COME ON!!!!”

The best part of watching Jeremy interact with Christine is the fact that his thoughts literally stop whenever she’s around.

As in, I basically have to help him think because he can’t.

Jeremy is not sulking in the corner because I dived with Michael in an argument. Listen buddy, I’m here to improve you life. Not to coddle you.

And Michael is absolutely right when he says that Mama Mia is more gay culture than pop culture and Collin Firth is included in that. Colin Firth is as much gay culture as Meryl Streep, and Mr. Darcy is a gender-neutral fantasy.

Back at 100! For real this time!

100 Folowers!

Thank you!

-SQUIP and Jeremy

They’re now arguing about who gets to be Heather Chandler. Or more accurately, who gets to not be Heather Duke and Christine’s going as Heather Mac.

Jeremy was saying that “Oh my God Byoncer!” vine and I figured out how to dump digital vodka on him. Throw the illusion the shock.

Jeremy keeps calling me, "Veronica," and I don't kmoe wether to shock him or thank him.

"God she's just so."

Jeremy and Michael won’t stop watching Game of Thrones and I am going nuts.

Also, I love the Direwolves.