Jeremy Has Managed To Go Through A Ten-minute Time Period Without Becoming An Incoherent Mess While On

AND I MIGHT PASS OUT BUT IT’S ALRIGHT ‘CAUSE I’M HALLOWEEN PARTYING HARD TONIGHT

A HALLOWEEN PARTY’S A RAD EXCUSE TO PUT YOUR BODY THROUGH MAD ABUSE

The phenomenal @moveslikekeithrichards  tagged me in this so I’ll be doing it: post 10 gifs from your 10 favorite movies and tag some people (not in order and most definitely not all of them)

Tagging: @antiarchangel @whatshehassaid @1-love-pencils @blackroselovesyou and anyone who wants to! Tag me in your things I wanna see what movies you like!

Stoppp shocking jeremeyyyyy

Make me.

$91

Never let two teenagers know you have knowledge of cocktails because then they will quiz you on it.

Jeremy: SHOTS SHOT SHOT SHOTS

Me: YOU CAN JUST NOT WITH Mountain Dew HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO-

Michael: EVERYBODY!

Me: YOU STOP ENCOURAGING HIM!

being an eldest daughter is just [writes a poem about private and intimate moments in your mother's life because she's inadvertently passed those moments down to you and you can't put them down] [writes a poem about your father's anger and your own simultaneous sympathy for and anger at him] [writes a poem about loving your siblings and cracking under the weight of it] [writes a poem about being unable to run away]

What is a skeleton war

Why is it exciting

Why must we get ready for it

It’s not even September yet

I didn't sign up for this

“the thing is that you could photoshop chris fleming into any picture of a prog rock band and he’d just look like he’d belong there” – camille making an extremely true statement 

Jeremy: I’m hungover.

Me: Well, whose fault is that?

Jeremy: You were supposed to tell me to stop drinking!

Me: And you were supposed to listen to me when I told you that the alcohol was messing with my system!

Jeremy: ...How do you make a hangover cure?