The Further I Read This, The More I Headcanoned That ‘Mysterious Chessmaster Ozpin’ Is A Front That

Job satisfaction is important. Neo knows it’s important to have fun with your work.

Torchwick: *Breaks into a museum and steals large amounts of priceless artwork and jewelry*

Neo: *Steals the guard’s hat and flashlight* 😁

Yang: Jaune’s team is kind of a hot mess huh Ruby?

Ruby: R-Right... They sure are weird Yang...

*Ruby proceeds to have a flashback of Team RNJR’s hot-spring trip*

yang: wait you all bathe together?

ren: it was nora's idea

nora: team bathing build character

jaune: shes not wrong

Nora Valkyrie went from three seasons of no boyfriend to three seasons and counting of two boyfriends and their adopted son, and I think we should all aspire to turn things around that much.

We know Robyn is one hell of a domme, but how would she show Jaune she cared?

Robyn would hold jaune close to her. Kiss his neck and tell him he did such a good job, call him a good boy.

What if we get Cinder using polarity, or hints of it, some shot where you can see metal panels shifting in the background?

Well with another Maiden fight at Amity, we may be seeing the retirement of the Pyre theory soon.

I could see it, Yang’s got hangups and has no chill.

Jaune meanwhile, goes all in when he’s flirting, no real fear at all.

I could see Yang being flustered in that situation.

Bit of a dragonslayer switch. Imagine yang being the one that got nervous when she tried talked to someone she liked?

This... This looks right...

Blake’s outfit really got on my nerves and after like year I finally decided to let me just....redesign it for shits & giggles.

Explanation: So I wanted to stick to the rules of RWBY & make her outfit consistent with using her Volume 1 outfit as an example.

So in volume 1 she has this French allude inspire coat with sharp ends & I wanted to keep that part of the look but long & with fur edges. I actually do like how Ein Lee made made the inside of the coat purple & I wanted to keep that.

The next part is her catsuit. So in volume one, she’s wearing white shorts with zippers & a white crop top. I decided that since the coat covers the upper part the cat suit her legs really need to stick out against it & since it’s basically her shorts, but longer I decided to keep it how it was, just make it white.

I kept the knee pads & her boots black because she’s the black character & needs more black. I’m also determine to remind people know that her secondary color is purple not white. White is her third color. Which is why I kept the purple of Einlee’s design of Blake’s shoes into my own. I also made her fur that ugly manve purple she was wearing in volume 4 through 6. The grays and the gold ARE an accent color to her. (The gray in Ein Lee’s design should have never taken up so much of it like girl wtf.) So I tried to minimize it by just leaving it at the zippers. However since she’s dating Yang now I guess I wanted to add more gold/yellow to her outfit. The gold chain on her back though is suppose to represent Sun since both Yang & Sun came in & change Blake’s life for the better. Also I left the belt white because I didn’t want her back to look completely back. But yeah.

In a perfect AU, Blake cuts her hair during her fight with Adam. Not during the Atlas montage or whatever.

I always wanted to write something where Hajime got the ‘Know-it-all Disease’.

As in, he starts getting Kamukura talents back, either at random or whenever he tries to do something, he just knows how.

This would be great for the group, but probably terrifying for him since he’s still feverish, disoriented, and he still doesn’t know how he learned any of this.

What would the rest of the DR2 cast be like with the Despair Disease?

I already did Kaz here so I’ll do everyone else

Ultimate Imposter:

He had the Mirror Disease.

He would mirror the talent and personality of whoever was around him.

It got a bit exhausting after a while.

Teruteru Hanamura:

He had the Anger Disease.

No matter what anyone did, he always got mad at them.

Thankfully it wasn’t a violent anger.

Mahiru Koizumi:

She had the Pride Disease.

She was very boastful and thought she was better than everyone.

It was hard to even get near her.

Peko Pekoyama:

She had the Selfish Disease.

She wouldn’t do anything unless it directly benefited her.

In a way, that was good; she was too selfless.

Hiyoko Saionji:

She had the Responsibility Disease.

Meaning she would take control of literally everything.

She would run herself ragged before long.

Nekomaru Nidai:

He had the Silence Disease.

He couldn’t talk; his voice was robbed from him.

Other than that, it didn’t affect him much.

Gundham Tanaka:

He had the Coward Disease.

Everything scared him.

Even his Devas couldn’t be around him.

Chiaki Nanami:

She had the Energy Disease.

She was so incredibly energetic.

Everyone had a hard time keeping up with her, and she wouldn’t rest.

Hajime Hinata:

He had the Boredom Disease.

Nothing he could do helped his boredom.

It was incredibly awful.

Sonia Nevermind:

She had the Mischief Disease.

She went around pranking everyone and messing everything up.

It was hard to take care of everyone else.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu:

He had the Pushover Disease.

Literally as it sounds.

Anyone could do anything to him.

Why not start basic. How/When do you imagine them meeting?

I mean there’s a couple ways I enjoy it. Thw first one I think quite a few people have mentioned this way already.

They could meet after the fall at some point.

Jaune finds out Neo really only wants revenge. She’s convinced by the group to join their side because really it is Cinder’s fault. She continues on her revenge thing for a while. Then comes these late evenings, where its just Neo and Jaune, they communicate, and he tries to get through to her that he has gone through the same thing. The only thing it managed to do is get him in a bad situation and someone he cares about hurt.

She’s stubborn though, and she only cared about one other person. It doesn’t get through to her. He doesn’t stop, to her annoyance. She keeps her distance from the group, but she slowly gets dragged in by them to hangout. She ends up hanging around JNR more, however it is still awkward.

They manage to get her to smile, not a smirk but a genuine smile. She starts noticing and denying how close she is getting with them, specifically Jaune. It’s when she notices one day that as they’re all walking together she skipped forward and latched onto Jaune’s arm. She doesn’t know how long she was holding it for, but when she realizes what she is doing she jerks away.

She goes back to her distancing again. Jaune gets the worst of it. This goes on for a bit as he attempts to figure out what happened. Sometime later in a battle, Neo is too eager for a fight, and it leads to Jaune getting knocked out of it. For the first time in a long while, Neo’s heart jumps out of fear. She can’t control herself as she finds her body running towards him and holding him.

It’s at that moment she realizes what Jaune was trying to convince her. When the fight is clear and over with she stays by him until he’s better. When he comes to Neo is there to greet him, and she’s so ecstatic he is alright. She jumps in his lap, and he groans of pain. She smile at that before getting angry at him for making her worry. The next thing she knows shes kissing him, hard, and finally admits to herself that she cares about someone else. She jumps off his lap afterwards, and leave the room with him in shock. If he wants her, he’s gonna have to stand up and get her.

The other way is just that they meet up when Neo was pretending to be a student during the festival. And I won’t go to big into detail on that.

But this blog exists in it’s own universe cause I probably will reference being at beacon a bit.

He would cry.

And then he’d steal some of Weiss’ outfits and run off to take her spot at Beacon.

You know it would be so funny is IQ Weiss got back to atlas and suddenly became Jacques' favorite for being so horrible and callous. What will Whitley do then huh? Cry, I think.