Jaune's Family Found Out About The Date And Decided To Get To Know His New Gf. They Might Have Sort Of

Dog-faunus Jaune and Pyrrha would end up doing some praise-kink petplay shit.

And Blake would keep walking in on it!

Pyrrha: *Gives Jaune headpats* Who’s a good boy~

Jaune: *Blushing but enjoying the praise* Me! I’m a good boy, Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: That’s right. You’re such a good boy~ *Slowly pushes down on the top of Jaune’s head*

Jaune: P-Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: *Licks her lips seductively and slowly slides her skirt up, exposing her soaked panties* Who’s my good boy~ *Pushes down a little harder*

Jaune: *Blushes and drops down on his knees in front of her* M-Me, Pyrrha. I-I’m your good boy... *Let’s his head be guided in between his partners legs*

Pyrrha: *Moans happily* Mmmh~ Thats right Jaune. You’re MY good boy~

Emerald: You're our slave now, (Smacks Jaune's ass) so move it!

Jaune: (Immediately turns around to Emerald) Did you just smack my butt?

Emerald: Uh, well...

Jaune: (Seething) My butt...

Emerald: Okay, I can see you're upset.

Jaune: (Growling) My butt!

Emerald: J-Just calm down for a secomd!

Jaune: MY BUTT!

Emerald: Cinder couldn't prepare me for this.

Jaune: (Lifts Emerald up and bends her over) I'm going to show you how smacking someone on the butt should really feel!

Emerald: And that's how I met your father.

Jaune: So anyway, Arslan says she wants to come with us so that’s cool. Does anyone have anything to say about that?

Nora: Why does Arslan keep calling you ‘Snuggle-Cub’?

Jaune: Does anyone have any other questions?

Yang: Look at this view, guys. And no, I don't mean my fat, juicy a-

Jaune: (Pushes Yang off the cliff) Get out of my way! I can't see the view! (Looks out) Damn. That is a nice view.

Yang: (Mid-fall, Clicks her teeth) You know, he's a dead man.

I’d be down for pea coat, but roll with me for a second here.

They’re still gonna frostbitten Atlas.

Give Jaune a bomber jacket.

Actual sleeves, put a Beacon or Mantle or Pyrrha patch on the shoulder, think of that fur lined collar resting over the edges of his chestplate and say it wouldn’t look good.

Jaune: (whering his new coat)

Ruby: (blushing)

Jaune: what?

Ruby: THAT COAT MAKES YOU LOOK TOO COOL! (Petal burst away)

Jaune: (shrugs)

Oscar under one arm, and Nora under the other.

Ren Rides on his back.

As a short person myself, this is a friggin mood I relate to

May: Why’d you send Blondie to your room?

Robyn: I- I didn’t want him messing with anyone else’s things.

May: You... don’t have a shower in your room though? Wait, do you?

Robyn: *Under her breath* He’ll be plenty wet when I’m done with him...

May:

robyn: I AM NOT A MILF!

jaune: *without his shirt* hey robyn. i was wondering of you had a place i could shower.

robyn:... oh my gods. i am a milf

jaune: what was that?

robyn: nothing just uh showers are over there. *points*

jaune: thanks.

Apparently according to The Grimm Campaign (I haven't watched it yet) Qrow is exactly that, he’s a well known, celebrity Huntsman.

I’ve seen a few people on here justify people not recognizing him on sight by comparing him to Tony Hawk, you know the name but not the face, or you don’t recognize him unless he’s doing Hunter stuff.

Glynda should have equivalent levels of fame, even if she’d realistically be known more for being Deputy Headmistress of Beacon.

Other than that, it’d have to be filed under ‘when would they talk about that’ like @pugsanity brought up. Like, how often do you just talk about famous people with the people you hang out or live with?

I find it weird that there aren't any celebrities in RWBY.

Sure, Pyrrha was a known fighter but only Weiss knew about her because she cares about upper class/talented people.

Where are all the famous singers and writers? Surely someone wrote Blake's favorite books.And why don't more people document Grimm species? The only memorable book that talks in detail about that is the one about the apathy, and that was just a farm log record.

There should be tons of famous authors that are/were famous hunters, yet we have no records of their specific adventures.

And what about music bands? You're telling me there aren't any huntsmen/singer idol groups out there? Team SSSN would make a great boyband!

Its like anyone that's influential/important is either a criminal, in the military, or a politician, and any form of artistry is relegated to "common" people and not talked about.

~Beacon Cafeteria~

Nora: Jaune-Jaune! Do the thing!

Jaune: What? Oh, you mean- *Crushes an apple in his hand* that?

Blake: *Moves to JNPR’s side of the table*

Blake: Choke me Daddy!

Adam: Blake I’m not going to choke you, what the fuck.

Blake: A real man would of.

What if Jaune caught Neo, and then lifted her so she was higher than him, then tip-toed up to kiss her after?

Okay but imagine that first Silent Knight kiss

Jaune’s knees are bent but he still has to lean down and nearly hurt his neck to reach Neo

Neo is on the tips of her toes practically pulling Jaune down to her level, using him as support so she doesn’t fall over

Be nice to Hachishaku-sama, she’s not as tall but she can run as fast as a van.

Lady Alcina probably can’t do that...

Hachishakusama (8 feet tall demon woman): That's a big mommy~

RE8 Vampire lady (over 9 feet tall): That's a bigger mommy~