Blake: This Is... Progress?

Penny (anonymously) writes to Councilman Arc, asking if self-aware robots have the same protected rights as humans and faunas. Jaune doesn't know if this is a joke, a dig at his equality measures, or a serious question, but he signs it into law either way. Ironwood has a panic-attack worrying if Jaune has spies in Atlas.

Ironwood was panicking again.

It was about Councilman Arc, again.

And it was about him enforcing equality, again!

...well, the equality bit was not exactly panic-worthy, but what exactly he wrought recently certainly was.

Thing is, the young Arc had just signed into law that any form of advanced AI had the same rights as humans and faunus, as they likely possessed self-awareness, thus sentience and sapience, and should be treated fairly. It was introduced in anticipation of likely progress in the field of computer science.

The fact was that Jaune had done so after receiving a letter from Penny Polendina, secretly a gynoid, where she hoped for a positive answer. he had simply gone through with it.

James Ironwood, however, did not know that.

Hence the panic.

“Pietro, I need your help.” Perhaps the robotics scientist and father to their secret project P.E.N.N.Y could advise...

Blake: *Looks Glynda in the eye, flashing a positive pregnancy test where both women can see but where Jaune can’t, before hiding it again*

Glynda: *Pales*

Blake: Don’t let him lie to you Professor, because he will. Submissive and breedable.

Glynda: Teaching was a mistake.

Kids this days

Jaune: Excuse me Prof. Goodwitch, Blakes keeps calling me Submissive and Breedable

Glynda: What? What does that even mean?

Jaune: She keeps telling me that I look Submissive and Breedable and that she wants to breed me.

Glynda: Wha? Stop, don't call each other... submissive and breakable? you said?

Blake: Prof. Goodwitch, in my defense I only did it because he was looking submissive and breedable💜~

Glynda: Oh my god, can you two please stop saying that? It's making me very uncomfortable.

Jaune: Is not true! I'm actually dominant and infertile!

Glynda: God dammit, they don't payment enough for this.

What if we get Cinder using polarity, or hints of it, some shot where you can see metal panels shifting in the background?

Well with another Maiden fight at Amity, we may be seeing the retirement of the Pyre theory soon.

This shot is somehow able to perfectly mix genuinely Menacing Future villainess and Pissed off Edgy teen Energy.

Oscar under one arm, and Nora under the other.

Ren Rides on his back.

As a short person myself, this is a friggin mood I relate to

Did you ever say what Zwei’s faunus trait is?

Fun fact. Fanaus Zwei as a baby use to bark like an actually dog before he started talking. Taiyang use to joke he had got a dog instead of another kid.

Why do I imagine Jaune pulling out a perfectly forged fake fed id, like he just made one in case he needs it?

Abuse of the Uniform

Officer Yang: You’re under arrest Vomit Boy!

Jaune, playing along: Oh, and why might that be officer?

Yang, winking: For being hella cute~

Jaune, flirtatiously: Oh no~ Surely there’s ‘something’ I can do to make this all go away…?

Yang, leaning in: Oh, I’m sure we could arrange something…

Jaune: Unfortunately I’m an undercover fed. You’re under arrest for misuse of government-granted authority.

Yang: Ah dammit.

Jaune x Vernal.

You definitely love the good ol’ prep school girl falling for the dangerous bad boy from the wrong neighborhood.

Especially when the girl is a boy and the boy is a girl.

Salem bringing out the mom voice.

Salem: Neo, have you considered that if you didn't kill everyone you had sex with, you might not be so frustrated?

Neo: *flips Salem off*

Mercury: Neo treats men like she treats her outfits, she cuts them up and burns the remains when she's done.

Emerald: Cinder does too!

Neo: *hurls glass at Emerald for mentioning that name*

Mercury: hahaha she missed because her arms are too little!

Salem: Neo, that's enough and you two should stop winding her up!

What’s really funny is you (or Ren) thinking that any condom on Remnant could hold up to Nora’s Arc nookie, any that don’t end up as latex scraps would end up popping like water balloons.

Nora, or huntresses in general, would have to either be on the pill, or have an implant, I usually headcanon the latter as more common, since hunters seem to have a habit of wandering outside cities for long stretches, why carry condoms or pills if you don’t have to?

Nora's thirst scares the living hell out of Ren and Jaune. Jaune however has no chance at finding shelter when given the option of Nora's needs or finding himself cornered by those thirsty moms.

Nora: come on jaune i wanna spend the night with my hunky leader.

Jaune: nora. Im gonna be busy

Nora: you can either spend it with me or those moms.

Jaune:…

Jaune: you’re lucky i love you

Ren: (from the kitchen) wear protection!