I Always Wanted To Write Something Where Hajime Got The ‘Know-it-all Disease’.

If you use the beta editor you can highlight it and use the paintbucket to color it, there's not a lot of options though. I think you can use hex values if you edit in HTML, but it just seemed like a pain so I never bothered.

how the fuck do you color the text??

Would it still count if RWBY had 2-3 Arc kids each? Probably not...

Jaune’s mother mocks and ridicules the girls for being weak and ineffective women, no not even that! They are little girls pretending to be women! A real women would drag her son off the the bedroom and break her record on the number of children one can have, no none of them have the ovaries to be a REAL woman! Unseen by all Jaune is begging his mother to stop while the girls get mad at someone insulting their womanhood, bitch, they will show her once they utterly destroy her record.

mama arc: YOU THINK I GOT THIS ARC DICK BY BEING A GENTLE LITTLE FLOWER!? NO! I MADE HIM FUCK ME LIKE A GODDAMN ATLEASIAN WHORE! I RODE MY HUSBANDS DICK LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL! YOU CAT LADY I KNEW YOUR MOTHER. WE HAD A THREESOME!

“Why do I suddenly feel like I’m in danger?”

- Pyrrha

Nora secretly switches Jaune’s gummy vitamins for Cum Boosting Pills.

I half want it to go like:

JNR Runs into Cinder again while Atlas is going to hell.

Jaune and Cinder end up tug-o-warring the lamp.

Jaune: Seriously! Why are you like this!?

Jinn: Well since you want to know...

And Jaune (and Nora & Ren (and Neo?)) get Tragic Backstory poured into their ears.

Could even play the long game with it, have it shown that they get told about it in the middle of action, but save anything but reactions and hints to the audience until things calm down again. Heck, you can have Team JNR narrate Cinder’s backstory to Team RWBY (and the audience), even have them still keeping some things hidden.

Jaune: And then, Salem found her...

Nora: Well, before that there was-

Jaune: Salem found her, Nora!

I remember hearing once that Cinder isn’t Ruby’s villain, she’s Jaune’s (and JNPRs as a whole), and I’ve only believed it more since. And having JNR seeing Cinder’s past like RWBY saw Salem’s would pretty much prove it permanently for me.

Sudden thought, think we'll learn Cinder's past in flashbacks like Ren and Nora's? Or that the heroes or one or two heroes will actually be told it or learn of it?

Blake: *Looks Glynda in the eye, flashing a positive pregnancy test where both women can see but where Jaune can’t, before hiding it again*

Glynda: *Pales*

Blake: Don’t let him lie to you Professor, because he will. Submissive and breedable.

Glynda: Teaching was a mistake.

Kids this days

Jaune: Excuse me Prof. Goodwitch, Blakes keeps calling me Submissive and Breedable

Glynda: What? What does that even mean?

Jaune: She keeps telling me that I look Submissive and Breedable and that she wants to breed me.

Glynda: Wha? Stop, don't call each other... submissive and breakable? you said?

Blake: Prof. Goodwitch, in my defense I only did it because he was looking submissive and breedable💜~

Glynda: Oh my god, can you two please stop saying that? It's making me very uncomfortable.

Jaune: Is not true! I'm actually dominant and infertile!

Glynda: God dammit, they don't payment enough for this.

I always preferred Armored Sundae.

Neo, finding out Jaune had a crush on Weiss Schnee their first semester at Beacon: *That was over a year ago, she clearly doesn't like him back... and if she tries anything I'll just fight her to the death. Win-win.*

Neo, finding out Jaune was in love with Pyrrha Nikos before she died during The Fall: *...fuck*

I don't know about this Greta, but you know who it'd be fun to see still exists? Deery, faunus tension is lowered so she might not have joined the WF, or she did, but she's Eve's plant in Jaune's office.

(Deery yes, Deery very yes. Cutie patootie deer faunus)

“So, there seems to be a gap in your resume...”

Jaune was currently hiring, as Greta had expressed some desire to retire in the near future. Hence Jaune asking her if she would train her successor.

She accepted, but only if he were to choose her. After all, he was the one to be working with her.

“Ah, that.” Deery, full name Deerdra Glas, was a cutie of a deer faunus, with two small antles growing out of her head. She had a pretty smile, but that mattered little to Jaune, even if it was nice to look at.

What mattered was if she could survive the bureaucratic hell.

“Well, I used to work at a charity, but I felt like it was not worth mentioning, since it was a small one-”

“You worke with the White Fang, didn’t you.” Jaune’s bullshit meters were honed well after weeks of surviving meeting after meeting with political sharks, some of which he really wanted to slap through a fucking wall.

“I worked with the White Fang,” Deery admitted in shame.

“Why are you lying?”

“It’s...” She looked down, sadness in her eyes. “It’s not a good look if I would mention it at a job interview.”

“Well,” Jaune started as his eyebrow raised up. “I made peace with Sienna herself, so that’s no excuse. Apart from that, however, your resume is solid.”

Deery nodded glumly, bracing herself for maybe some encouraging words before being sent away.

“When can you start?”

She didn’t expect that. “Bwuh?!”

He grinned at her, showing some teeth at it turned into an amused smile. “You are the first applicant who doesn’t want to sleep with me, so you are basically a shoo-in for that alone. Add to that your overall qualifications, and you are a fit. So yeah, when-”

“Right away!” she blurted out, beaming from ear to ear. Then she realized what she did, and sat back down. “I mean, if that’s okay...”

He laughed at her enthusiasm. “Maybe tomorrow? Today is already very much in progress, and I need to inform your trainer. trust me, she might look really jaded, but once she gets going with her stories, you’ll struggle not to laugh along.”

Deery laughed genuinely, feeling so much gratitude for the young man before him. “I can’t wait.”

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“Infiltration successful.”

Deery hated it. She hated that she had to apply with an ulterior motive. She would have liked to get to know Jaune Arc, anyway, the man who made Adam Taurus say “He’s a good human”.

She wnated the job for the job’s sake!

And maybe a little to get closer to Arc, because she thinks he’s cool....

But not for this!

“Thank you, Deery.”

to help someone else get laid!

“I hope you will continue gathering information for me,” Eve said, seeming all too pleased with the situation right now.

“I will delay- i mean, relay as much as I can,” Deery replied, eyes steely and expression much unlike the cutely demure woman from before..

Oh, she hated this....

This... This looks right...

Blake’s outfit really got on my nerves and after like year I finally decided to let me just....redesign it for shits & giggles.

Explanation: So I wanted to stick to the rules of RWBY & make her outfit consistent with using her Volume 1 outfit as an example.

So in volume 1 she has this French allude inspire coat with sharp ends & I wanted to keep that part of the look but long & with fur edges. I actually do like how Ein Lee made made the inside of the coat purple & I wanted to keep that.

The next part is her catsuit. So in volume one, she’s wearing white shorts with zippers & a white crop top. I decided that since the coat covers the upper part the cat suit her legs really need to stick out against it & since it’s basically her shorts, but longer I decided to keep it how it was, just make it white.

I kept the knee pads & her boots black because she’s the black character & needs more black. I’m also determine to remind people know that her secondary color is purple not white. White is her third color. Which is why I kept the purple of Einlee’s design of Blake’s shoes into my own. I also made her fur that ugly manve purple she was wearing in volume 4 through 6. The grays and the gold ARE an accent color to her. (The gray in Ein Lee’s design should have never taken up so much of it like girl wtf.) So I tried to minimize it by just leaving it at the zippers. However since she’s dating Yang now I guess I wanted to add more gold/yellow to her outfit. The gold chain on her back though is suppose to represent Sun since both Yang & Sun came in & change Blake’s life for the better. Also I left the belt white because I didn’t want her back to look completely back. But yeah.

In a perfect AU, Blake cuts her hair during her fight with Adam. Not during the Atlas montage or whatever.

Either Scarlet Knight or Lancaster, all three are the types who would tiptoe around for longest, so when they did finally take any given step they’d be starving for it.

which jaune ship in your opinion would have the most sexual tension?

What the fuck. This sounds like a train wreck.

So yeah, might be better to just ignore it entirely.

Maybe it can be in the weird DC comics canon, it sounds about as coherent.

Alright, so...

Due to the blatant murder of the personalities of basically everyone in the RWBY book "Before the Dawn", and the rampant harassment and bullying from the book's fanatics against people with valid criticisms, I'm not taking either of the RWBY books as canon. At all, aside from confirmed semblances. I just can't. At least not until E.C. Myers, Miles, and Kerry address and call out the harassment that's been going on by these fanatics to silence any and all criticisms of Before the Dawn, like with what was done to Coco, Velvet, Sun, and basically anyone that appears in that book.

Anyone who bullies people into silencing their criticisms are just plagues to the RWBY community, and to the world. It's silencing free speech which no matter where you are in the world, should never stand.

I honestly don't care about Coco being confirmed lesbian at this point anymore. It's tied to so much murder of character and so much bullying and harassment that it kind of just fucking ruins it.

You can hate me all you want, but I'm standing by my decision. The RWBY novels are not canon in my eyes. I will not change my mind until Myers, Miles, and Kerry The only thing that needs to change is the rampant bullying and harassment by these fanatics to silence any criticisms of the books, especially Before the Dawn.

And before anyone comes to this post about how I'm "just a RWBY hater", don't. Just don't bother. RWBY is one of my favorite shows ever honestly. It got me into writing, and inspired me to want to write my own book. I absolutely love RWBY and the work Miles and Kerry and everyone else have put into it after Monty's passing. Don't use this post as a platform to spread hate. Use it to spread criticism if you have to do something with it, but not hate.