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Human!Tavros 5

Tavros: My life is one big train wreck of mental instability!

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Tavros: Hey! I said I believe in God, I never said I gave a shit about him!

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Tavros: Nepeta is the only one here who doesn't make me want to kill everyone in this room.

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Tavros: *Talking about himself* To cynical to enjoy life. Too self absorbed to commit suicide.

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Tavros: The only good thing for come out of my friendship with Gamzee, is the weed

Ain't messing with chance

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Human!Tavros is sick of everyone's shit

Tavros: *Opens door as trick or treaters greet him* Oh hey! Fat Albert!

Kid: I'm not wearing a costume!

Tavros: Then you don't get any fucken candy!

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Equius: I demand to see Nepeta

Tavros: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

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Karkat: I thought you were gonna be happy today.

Tavros: NEVER assume that!

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Tavros: Dinners ready

John: What are we having?

Tavros: Free food, dumbass

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Tavros: I don't need a fucking bible, you asshole! I was hit by a truck when I was six! I'VE MET GOD!!

Tavros: Jesus fuck! Alright, I gotta go take care of somethin'. Karkat, my house my rules: You're in charge of Nepeta.

Karkat: FUUUUCK

Tavros: I fucken mean it! Now if anything happens to her, just call me.

Karkat: FINE

Tavros: Good. *Through clenched teeth* Because I will come back in a heartbeat, and I will put you through that fuckin' wall

Pass the nug

This is the Nugget of Friendship.

It is not given lightly. Yet I give it to you.

Yes. I mean YOU.

Now shoo.

Pass on the Nugget of Friendship.

rt for 10 years of good luck

reblog if you think female rapists should get the same amount of jail time as male rapists

Gen Z, My Generation

From 1996 to 2010 is where our generation was born. In these years, all I've seen us do is become a dissapointment. I hate being in this generation, because it is fucked. We are all fucked.

Generation X should've destroyed the world when it had the chance. Now they're going to witness the begining of the end. Let's go Generation Z, we're not done ruining everything YET

Human!Tavros: Drunk Jake English

Jake: *Stumbles up to Tavros with a Ziploc bag with red liquid inside*

Tavros: Uhh...?

Jake: *Shoves the bag in his hands* I MADE THIS FOR YOU! IT USED TO BE A BABY!

Tavros: *Tavros.exe has stopped working*

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