Gen Z, My Generation

Human!Tavros on Everyone

Tavros: I hate all of you.

Nepeta: *Walks by* Hi Tavros!

Tavros: ...I hate MOST of you

Tavros: Jesus fuck! Alright, I gotta go take care of somethin'. Karkat, my house my rules: You're in charge of Nepeta.

Karkat: FUUUUCK

Tavros: I fucken mean it! Now if anything happens to her, just call me.

Karkat: FINE

Tavros: Good. *Through clenched teeth* Because I will come back in a heartbeat, and I will put you through that fuckin' wall

Yes

I could use some 💪 luck

Humanstuck

Tavros: Man, my stomach's killing me

Horuss: You ate ALLOT last night!

Tavros: ...What did I eat?

Horuss: *Shows him a destroyed room* All the walls. AND the ceiling!

Tavros: That's fucking sick!

Human!Tavros 5

Tavros: My life is one big train wreck of mental instability!

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Tavros: Hey! I said I believe in God, I never said I gave a shit about him!

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Tavros: Nepeta is the only one here who doesn't make me want to kill everyone in this room.

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Tavros: *Talking about himself* To cynical to enjoy life. Too self absorbed to commit suicide.

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Tavros: The only good thing for come out of my friendship with Gamzee, is the weed

Pass the nug

This is the Nugget of Friendship.

It is not given lightly. Yet I give it to you.

Yes. I mean YOU.

Now shoo.

Pass on the Nugget of Friendship.

John: What's an average sac weight?

Tavros: You what?

:D

Human!Tavros 4

Meulin: What do new like to do in your furree time?

Tavros: *Casually thinking about spending endless nights in bed with Nepeta (Wink wink)* I... rest