Rt For 10 Years Of Good Luck

Human!Tavros: Drunk Jake English

Jake: *Stumbles up to Tavros with a Ziploc bag with red liquid inside*

Tavros: Uhh...?

Jake: *Shoves the bag in his hands* I MADE THIS FOR YOU! IT USED TO BE A BABY!

Tavros: *Tavros.exe has stopped working*

Yes

I could use some 💪 luck

Human!Tavros is sick of everyone's shit

Tavros: *Opens door as trick or treaters greet him* Oh hey! Fat Albert!

Kid: I'm not wearing a costume!

Tavros: Then you don't get any fucken candy!

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Equius: I demand to see Nepeta

Tavros: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

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Karkat: I thought you were gonna be happy today.

Tavros: NEVER assume that!

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Tavros: Dinners ready

John: What are we having?

Tavros: Free food, dumbass

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Tavros: I don't need a fucking bible, you asshole! I was hit by a truck when I was six! I'VE MET GOD!!

I like myself now

"You all think I'm fine with this... being alone... being used..." Tavros lifted his bandaged arm, wiping the blood from underneath his nose.

"You're all so sure that I'll be fine because I haven't reacted in any other way... But you're wrong." The young Chicano thumbed the hammer back on the pistol in his hand. "Nearly five fucking years of the same thing. It's insanity, really..."

He leaned back, and took a look at the classroom he was in, glaring at everyone.

"You made me detest my own existence and jaded my view on everything. But really, it's my own fault for letting it happen." He stood up, his angry expression shifting into a cocky look.

"And... I thought about it allot, hating myself... well I like myself now." The hammer clicked back into place and Tavros placed it inside his backpack before leaving the classroom.

Human!Tavros: Fortune Teller

Tavros: I went to a fortune taller to get something out of life that isn't constant disappointment.

Tavros: She tells me to "stop denying the inevitable".

Tavros: WHAT INEVITABILITY!? I'VE ALREADY GIVEN UP ON EVERYTHING, WHAT ELSE IS THERE LEFT!?

Humanstuck: Kink Shaming

Vriska: Calling people "daddy" is gross!

Dirk: Stop kink shaming me!

Vriska: Kink shaming is my KINK!!

Dirk: ...AHHH!!!!

Gen Z, My Generation

From 1996 to 2010 is where our generation was born. In these years, all I've seen us do is become a dissapointment. I hate being in this generation, because it is fucked. We are all fucked.

Generation X should've destroyed the world when it had the chance. Now they're going to witness the begining of the end. Let's go Generation Z, we're not done ruining everything YET

John: What's an average sac weight?

Tavros: You what?

Human!Tavros 4

Meulin: What do new like to do in your furree time?

Tavros: *Casually thinking about spending endless nights in bed with Nepeta (Wink wink)* I... rest

Alright

Can you all stop trying to pair "Boys will be boys" to rapists?

Boys will be boys means lovable goofballs.

If the phrase offends you though because it's not PC, fuck you.