Latest Posts by simplemosquito - Page 9
if i were simply a ball of moss with no thoughts or feelings that would be great thanks
bastardcore/chaoscore hits different when ur high
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𝒷𝑒 𝑔𝒶𝓎 𝒹𝑜 𝒸𝓇𝒾𝓂𝑒
Yes they do my comfort book is the first Percy Jackson book
This is a science experiment, reblog and tell me if you believe "comfort books" exist and your comfort book (if you have one)
If you attempt to threaten me I will simply bite into an orange like an apple and your argument will be rendered useless in the face of my boldness. You will see the juices drip down my face and see the chunk missing from the orange and feel true disgust. Back off cowardly constructs of hate.
🔥️🔥"Be Gay Commit Arson"🔥️🔥️
sometimes you just need a bit of disco in the woods... and now is absolutely one of those times
You come into my bog, on my solar return, and don’t even bother to learn the local customs?
kids going feral and living in the woods is damaging the capitalism industry
Oh to feel silence in the woods. To lay down on the damp ground and feel consumed by the gentle heaviness of a forest falling asleep
“you’re so full of yourself“ Actually I’m full of spiders, Idiot.
Yeah I’m a menace! Yeah I might commit nefarious little crimes! Yeah I might lay in the dirt for entirely too long! Yeah I “talk to birds like I understand them and it’s unnerving”!
Oh to finally find a home in the bog water amongst the lily pads, where no sound can bother you and no being can take the words from your tongue and twist them into harsh songs.
The worst part of being in a relationship in high school is craving the domesticity that comes with living together but knowing it won’t be possible for years because you’re in high school.
*me driving with my headlights off late at night*
incognito mode
Kevin the Kitten (Vanessa Stockard) animated by Jenni Pasanen https://www.instagram.com/p/CATfqhqgO1Q/?igshid=13vl67k4n0fue
I made some ASMR ambient atmosphere mixes for your highly specific needs
1.) Haunted campout in a northern forest where strange beasts lurk in the distance and whispers of the unquiet dead keep you awake through the long dark night 2.) The Joker is probably getting ready to murder you horribly in an abandoned warehouse 3.) Killer Croc hunts you through the Gotham sewers, occasionally eating corpses 4.) Man has pleasant vanilla sex with a monster in cheap motel bed 5.) You’re the last gunslinger marching across a dreary wasteland after the world has moved on, pursuing the man in black across the desert while the machines of the old world still hum their death throes
At the age of 16 everyone gets teleported into a small room. In front of you is a table with all kinds of meals from apples to gourmet meats. Whatever you take a bite of will determine what superpower you’ll get. You are the first Person to take a bite of the table itself
Enjoy some Classic StarWars Bloopers.
The politician “The harrington commode”
I worked at a bakery when some girl came in and ordered a plain black coffee. The coffee at this particular bakery was just about boiling, so I warned her not to drink it right away. She went, “Oh, really?’ and chugged the whole thing while sliding me another fiver. I handed her another coffee and said the same thing as before, but this time she straight up ATE it, paper cup and all.
I was watching a nature documentary on Netflix and all of the animals were just Scarlett Johansson in costumes.
Smooth jazz is kinda funny
do you ever get so excited you just want to crush a human skull in your hands
I was walking down a road when I saw a large cougar in someone’s backyard. It was standing on its hind legs, casually leaning on the fence, watching me. Creeped out, I slowly backed away and left. Later on, I went to an Italian restaurant with my dad and saw that same cougar there, apparently working as a chef. He was standing at the counter in a white apron and chef’s hat, cutting vegetables with surprising skill. I ended up not ordering anything.
Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.
Another One Bites The Dust is one of those songs where you’ve heard it a million times and you know what all the syllables sound like but you have no actual clue what the lyrics are? And then you look it up and it’s just??? This is a song about a man named Steve? Who the fuck is Steve????
Another One Bites The Dust is one of those songs where you’ve heard it a million times and you know what all the syllables sound like but you have no actual clue what the lyrics are? And then you look it up and it’s just??? This is a song about a man named Steve? Who the fuck is Steve????