Do You Ever Get So Excited You Just Want To Crush A Human Skull In Your Hands

my thread of ben hardy as emojis

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Smooth jazz is kinda funny

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Yes they do my comfort book is the first Percy Jackson book

This is a science experiment, reblog and tell me if you believe "comfort books" exist and your comfort book (if you have one)

If you attempt to threaten me I will simply bite into an orange like an apple and your argument will be rendered useless in the face of my boldness. You will see the juices drip down my face and see the chunk missing from the orange and feel true disgust. Back off cowardly constructs of hate.

Homes with this indicator outside of them, imply the possibility of High-Level Loot!

Break in :)

God I wish I was crab with knife, I bet crab with knife doesn’t have to deal with pornbots

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

bruh my name is banned what

The word Bald has also been banned since the 2017 purge, so it's blocked for both iOS and non-iOS users

things you are not allowed to be on tungl.hell:

a blonde a brunette a red head bald