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literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving
I’m never not thinking about that screenshot of the Google trends for “gerard way pronouns” where you can pinpoint the SECOND they stepped onstage in Nashville.
What if I was a rebellious girl in the 1800s who ran away from my family to pretend to be a stable boy for the local wealthy family and you were the daughter of my wealthy employer who visited the barn to escape the pressures of society and we fell in love and had a beautiful forbidden gay romance
accidentally activated my ok google somehow while I was throwing socks at the ferret to get her to attack them
the spam bots are learning and carefully picking their targets and enticing them with buzzwords and emos
Another One Bites The Dust is one of those songs where you’ve heard it a million times and you know what all the syllables sound like but you have no actual clue what the lyrics are? And then you look it up and it’s just??? This is a song about a man named Steve? Who the fuck is Steve????
Moodboard for turning the frickin frogs gay
(have a nice day 💫💫💫)
I hope this is satisfactory :]