At The Age Of 16 Everyone Gets Teleported Into A Small Room. In Front Of You Is A Table With All Kinds

i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

Species; The noble whore

Specialty; With her cartoonish dot eyes and all that adorable fluff, she has a way of luring in clients

Suggestion; She WILL bite, I don't care how cute and fluffy she is but do not pet the bat. I can pet the bat tho I'm built different.

The politician “The harrington commode”

What IS it with tumblr users and “biting” I bet you people have never even bitten someone irl

This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

i want to eat a handful of the topsoil i keep in my closet

the spam bots are learning and carefully picking their targets and enticing them with buzzwords and emos

everyone leave some milk and cookies out for destiel

God I wish I was crab with knife, I bet crab with knife doesn’t have to deal with pornbots