Latest Posts by simplemosquito - Page 8
i think the worst people are high-ups in companies who refer to their employees as “investments”
like sir that is a person
What if I was a rebellious girl in the 1800s who ran away from my family to pretend to be a stable boy for the local wealthy family and you were the daughter of my wealthy employer who visited the barn to escape the pressures of society and we fell in love and had a beautiful forbidden gay romance
So I work for this older couple taking care of birds and a horse and they have this parrot and today I was sitting in their living room talking about the parrot, and the woman I work for said something like “the DNA test results say she’s a girl but she’s never layed an egg or tried to make a nest. I think she might be gay. Which would really be the best of both worlds.” And the parrot just nodded happily so all I have to say is GAY PARROT
What’s the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
every day i am percieved™️
every day i am percieved™️
ahhahah what if we disappeared into the forest together never to be heard of again except in local legends
jkjk
...unless
if only i were a young unruly british lad in the 1920s shipped off to an elite boarding school in the country by my wealthy parents who were fed up with my rowdy behaviour, only to fall in love with astrology and the arts and meet like-minded individuals who formed a secret society dedicated to the thirst of knowledge,
the signs do be kinda vibin doe 👀👉👈😳✊👊🖐️🥺🥺
You ever hear something so stupid that it physically makes your brain hurt? Lady at the store is telling people that depression is a medical condition that exempts her from wearing a mask
the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER Fanfic is live on ao3! hope this causes you all tremendous distress 😘
monthly subscribers can skip ahead to the next chapter
ok but it’s my impression that transphobes don’t necessarily want trans people not to exist, the way most bigots don’t want the targets of their bigotry to disappear completely. they want us to exist as a target. they want us to exist specifically to be their victims. trans people have always existed, and always will, and when transphobes say being transgender is “wrong”, what they actually mean is “these are people i personally have the right to punish. and i will. because i want to.”
they don’t want to save us, they don’t even want to be rid of us. but they sure as hell want to hurt us.
ok but if letting your kid use a different name & different words & wear different clothing is scientifically likely to improve their health & happiness and lower their risk of suicide, whether or not they change their minds later….does it really matter whether you personally “get it”? does it even matter if you’re comfortable with it?
if you’ve got all this science telling you that letting your kid do these things is going to make them happier & healthier than not letting them….then just tell them it’s ok.
it’s not your kid’s job to be the child you wanted. it’s your job to make choices that allow them to be the happiest version of themselves. make sure your kid knows that you will love and support them no matter what gender they present as. make sure they know they don’t have to hide.
Things every child needs to hear:
i will love you the same no matter who you fall in love with, or who you’re attracted to (including if you never fall in love, or aren’t attracted to anyone)
i will love you the same no matter what name & pronouns you use, and how you dress & present yourself to the world. i will use whatever name & language makes you comfortable.
i will trust you to discover who you are, and i will support your discoveries.
i will love you the same, and i will try to understand the life that makes you happy, and the things you tell me. and when i do not understand i will keep trying, and i will support you all the same.
it is not your job to be the person i want, it is my job to help you be the happiest version of the person you are.
always remember the King James bible was commissioned so James & his husband could get back to boinking in peace without the church getting all up in their business
every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
as dumb as slime videos may be, they satisfy my childish desire to make potions out of all the makeup in my house
Magical creature 💕
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s the incessant need to collect small rocks and worship them as gods
Sometimes you just gotta roll in some dirt, pat some moss, and move on with your life. Be dirty, be feral, be free.
kneecaps
*rolls your teeth like dice*
YAHTZEE!
Diseased ratcore!
you have fleas
1320’s european aesthetic
you love to travel
you enjoy eating garbage and scraps
you wish you were born over 2,000 years ago
you’re feared by the townspeople
I am having a time because of the world and all I want to do is climb into a bog. (x)