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I don’t have a lot of ambitions in life but one thing on my bucket list is to marry a cactus

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I have no intention of getting for real married to anyone, and I really love the desert, so for the last couple years I’ve just been obsessed by the idea of going out into the Arizona desert and doing wedding photos with a saguaro

I’ve done my research on cactus law and cactus safety. I do not intend to touch the cactus. I merely wish to stand by the cactus or photoshop myself near the cactus in a way that heavily implies the cactus to be my spiky green gay husband, so I can hang it in a discreet area of my home and stare at wistfully whenever a guest or family member or whatever talks about settling down. Something I can keep in my wallet at work that I can whip out when people ask about the ring on my finger

Again, I have done the planning. There is a wedding dress in my closet. I have a Pinterest board for this. I have spoken with a potential photographer. I just need to get to Arizona

This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

classic

well now there's somewhere i gotta be on august 29th, 2025

now how to make sure the real adult job i have to get after graduating college doesn't mess it up

they banned my literal first name but not mpreg

they didn't even ban mpreg

Sometimes you just gotta roll in some dirt, pat some moss, and move on with your life. Be dirty, be feral, be free.

rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from

It's so weird how people tend to treat men and women as entirely separate species, with no overlap in bodies, experiences, or feelings. You really start noticing how people tend to believe this when you're trans, I've noticed. Ever since transitioning, I've really come to grips with the fact that humans of all genders have more in common than we don't.

I can barely contain myself right now

holy shit

HOLY SHIT