*me Driving With My Headlights Off Late At Night*

Arcanine

Oh to feel silence in the woods. To lay down on the damp ground and feel consumed by the gentle heaviness of a forest falling asleep

well yes!

in honor of pride month heres a funky little drawing of me i did on ms paint! its kinda shitty but thats because i did it on my trackpad :)

i care immensely about roe v wade not being overturned and i watch a lot of videos about it but i feel very guilty because watching videos and thinking about it makes me feel incredibly dysphoric and uncomfortable and i know i shouldnt be uncomfortable about the discussion of the rights of uterus owners and the right to privacy in general, but i cant help it and it makes me feel like a bad person.

So I work for this older couple taking care of birds and a horse and they have this parrot and today I was sitting in their living room talking about the parrot, and the woman I work for said something like “the DNA test results say she’s a girl but she’s never layed an egg or tried to make a nest. I think she might be gay. Which would really be the best of both worlds.” And the parrot just nodded happily so all I have to say is GAY PARROT

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

Starry Sturgeon

Acipenser stellatus, commonly known as the starry sturgeon, is native to the Caspian, Aegean, Black, and Azov sea basins. Starry sturgeon can grow over 7 feet long, but they’re nowhere near the longest members of the Acipenser family! This fish gets its name from the white scales along its lateral line and the white tips of the scutes that run along its back, all of which stand out like stars against its otherwise dark coloring. This sturgeon enjoys a diet of worms, mollusks, crustaceans, and small fish. Currently, this fish is listed on the IUCN Red List as critically endangered, as it is one of the primary species harvested for caviar. 

healthy romance starts w friendship

and bad romance starts w rah rah rah aha ha roma roma