If You Attempt To Threaten Me I Will Simply Bite Into An Orange Like An Apple And Your Argument Will

If you attempt to threaten me I will simply bite into an orange like an apple and your argument will be rendered useless in the face of my boldness. You will see the juices drip down my face and see the chunk missing from the orange and feel true disgust. Back off cowardly constructs of hate.

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3 months ago

i want to go to dashcon 2 so bad, i only live like 2.5 hours from toronto, but it just happens that on the day of it i’m going to be iN GERMANY i’ve never been abroad before either it just happens to be the oNE TiME


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2 years ago

remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a “little loaf eating freak”

5 months ago
“i Wasn’t Very Careful With It” … Yeah You Could Say That
“i Wasn’t Very Careful With It” … Yeah You Could Say That

“i wasn’t very careful with it” … yeah you could say that

3 years ago

Moodboard for turning the frickin frogs gay

(have a nice day 💫💫💫)

I hope this is satisfactory :]

Moodboard For Turning The Frickin Frogs Gay
4 years ago

*me driving with my headlights off late at night*

incognito mode

3 years ago

mine was just “yeah” and honestly that’s fair

@yikesman03​ no pressure

You're being murdered. You look the killer in the eye & your last words are the last text you sent:

Kinda funny

2 years ago

being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

Being On My Period Makes Me Feel Like A Wounded Forest Animal Trying To Find A Warm Dark Small Place
3 years ago

the queer community was formed by people who were deemed strange and abnormal in society based on them not conforming to expectations about sexuality & gender. there are no specific boundaries bc this isn't a club. a cishet guy that likes wearing dresses who fights side by side with us for true liberation, is 100x more queer than a millionaire gay man who's besties with companies that sell us watered down versions of our own culture for profit during pride while donating to homophobic lawmakers every other month.

3 years ago

it’s like I DO want to be feminine in the way a man is feminine. if I’m performing feminity I don’t want it to be read as an inherent reflection of my gender and who I am. I don’t want someone to call me ma’am or be called a girl. like. it’s drag. only it can’t be drag for me, because it’s not actually subverting anything, is it? so I’m in this spot where I either cannot allow myself any femininity or I do and accept the consequences of perception. my wearing eyeliner isn’t a subversion, a quiet rebellion, it’s perceived as fulfilling an expectation. somehow I can never be masc enough to be percieved as I want to be, so any introduction of femininity feels like a defeat. and yet sometimes I want to wear the pretty things that are still in my closet! or play around with makeup. but it isn’t a young boy getting into his mother’s vanity and heels, it’s growing up into the fulfillment of the wants of the mother and the rest of society as a blank whole.

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