things you can overhear when Harry is teaching Draco how to cook
Draco: I made a conscious decision to use less salt this time.
Harry: …
Draco: I wanted it to be more healthy.
Harry: …
Draco: it didn’t taste as good.
Harry: Yeah, you always were a salty bitch.
***wooden spoon clatters against the wall near Harry’s head***
can we please talk about how annoyed billy looked when tommy was being mean to steve
#(。♥‿ ♥。)
bonus:
The blue and red paladin 🌟
taehyung’s ‘i don’t care’ attitude
bonus:
Steve: I really miss Billy, I can't believe he's dead
Billy waking up from a nap in the hospital: I'm right fucking here
(Steve is getting Billy to cover for him at the video store)
Steve: Okay, pop quiz on working in the video store. What do you do if a customer starts choking while eating candy?
Billy: Look, if I have to cut a hole in someone's throat, I'll cut a hole in someone's throat.
Steve: Cutting a hole in people can't be your answer for everything. Next one. What do you do if there's a fire?
Billy: Follow-up question, did I or did I not start said fire?
10 years later, and some things still never change. Merry Christmas, this shall be my drawing contribution this year TT v TT))/
*Covers Harry’s eyes*
Draco: Guess who? He’s gorgeous and adorable
Draco: And he’s gonna get really mad if you get it wrong
im sobbing i can’t believe this is real