*draco And Harry Arguing*

Eren Yeager || Chapter 74

OKAY BUT LEVI AS SPIDERMAN AND EREN AS DEADPOOL

I am already SpideyPool trash, so here you go.

Jean: Hey Eren, you can attack my titan anytime.

Eren: Huh, didn`t know 3 inch classes existed.

Jean: …

Levi: *deadpan af* Get rekt boi.

Crowley : Can you do that thing ?

Aziraphale : What thing ?

Crowley : You know ,that thing that makes me happy

Aziraphale : Oh *smiles*

Crowley ,softly : Thanks

Ravenclaw: Will you ever stop with the ‘I want to die’ crap?

Slytherin: I’ll stop when I’m dead, that’s for sure.

greta: and they were losers!

richie: oh my god they were losers

ITS 2AM AND THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I CANT STOP WHEEZING

*loud footsteps approaching*

richie, entering with light up sneakers: i got new shoes

AO3 Tag Game

 tagged by @dreamerkx2 (thnx)

What is your total word count on AO3?

So, it’s 182,500 on Книга Фанфиков (russian site with fanfiction). On Ao3 it is 16, 601.

How often do you write?

Not as often as I would like - once a few days.

Do you have a routine for writing?

Honestly, no, i don’t. I just watch a show and BOOM I want to translate something or write. Then I make cup of tea or coffee and write. Usually, I tell myself: ‘’you will be translate for 2 hours”. And it’s works.

What are your favourite kinks/tropes/pairings?

I read everything, and i have too many pairings, but at the moment my love is drarry. And spideypool.

Hm, I really like humor, ER, soulmate!au and love/hate. Also, i like chat fic and maybe war!au?

Do you have a favourite fic of yours?

Yep, it’s a translation. It is reddie-fic and i love it so much Он Спрашивает, Как У Меня Дела by awesome @themightychipmunk

Your fic with the most kudos?

Well, again, it’s a translation. Собака (sorry, i don’t have author’s profile on Tumblr).

Anything you don’t like about your writing?

Omg, my teacher of literature and russian language tell me that i often “jumping” from one topic to the other. That’s one what i hate, but also I get angry when I don’t notice my mistakes. It’s a stupid thing, i understand, but ugrh.

about translation; I think, i have a very small vocabulary, but I hope, that it will change this and next year.

tagging @themightychipmunk and @rose-grangerweasleyisbae (If you want to, of course)

Harry *age 5*: Dad, I can’t feel my leg

James *stares into space*: It’s because your leg is dead

Harry *on the verge of tears*: What?

James: Nah kidding

Harry: Oh

James: Actually I’m not, your leg is really dead and I’m afraid I’ll have to cut it off for good

Harry *already crying*: Mom!!!!