Dudley:who is Cedric?
Dudley:Your boyfriend?
Draco:
found this in a spec script (means it was written, turned in, and turned away) for 2x01.
they really wasted all this potential ...
here’s the link for anyone interested: https://idobi.com/assets/post/2017/10/StrangerThings-SpecScript-Nicole_Younger_ThePromise.pdf
Draco: Potter, I’d really rather you didn’t make a big deal out of this. It doesn’t mean anything.
Harry: But you kissed me.
Draco: So? I kissed Professor McGonagall on the hand once. Don’t think it means I’m in love with you or anything.
Harry: You’re in love with me?
Draco: See, I knew you’d make a big deal out of nothing. Are you not familiar with casual hook-ups? Sometimes a kiss is just a kiss. Sometimes sex is just sex.
Harry: So you want to have sex with me?
Draco: No, you’re not getting this. I’m not interested in being your boyfriend or whatever.
Harry: You want to be my boyfriend?
Draco: Oh, fine then. Yes. If you insist. I’ll be your boyfriend, Potter. Merlin, you are so dramatic.
dont talk shit about his man, jean
Max: ..so that’s why I feel left out sometimes-
Billy: oh my god
Max: I know! And they say they don’t do anything wrong, but then why do I feel lonely-
Billy, taking his shades off in slow motion: harrington just took his shirt off
Max: have you been listening to a single thing I’ve said??
Billy, already walking towards Steve, whistle in hand: nope.
Harry: I’m not getting into anymore more stupid debates with you.
Draco: Water is not wet.
Harry: How the fuck is water not wet it’s water-
I loved you first.
Person A: Wake up, darling!
Person B: *continues sleeping*
Person A: I made you coffee.
Person B: Oh that's really nice of you but I will stab you if you don't let me sleep.
Person A: *slowly backs out of the room*
Harry: I can't believe it
Harry: I honest to god can not believe this is happening to me
Harry: I kissed you; we're HUGGING
Harry: I am fucking HUGGING Draco MALFOY
Harry: and you kissED ME ON THE CHEEK
Harry: i'm dead, i'm gone, this is too much
Draco: Harry we've been married for seven years what the fuck
Harry: and we're MARRIED