Harry *age 5*: Dad, I can’t feel my leg
James *stares into space*: It’s because your leg is dead
Harry *on the verge of tears*: What?
James: Nah kidding
Harry: Oh
James: Actually I’m not, your leg is really dead and I’m afraid I’ll have to cut it off for good
Harry *already crying*: Mom!!!!
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Deadpool totally would do it
no one:
absolutely no one:
not a damn ineffable soul:
the good omens fandom:
[on a date]
me: so, enemies to lovers or friends to lovers?
my date: actually, I prefer established relationships-
me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I think we’re done here
Well well well
Congrats to young parents:)
dursleys: you can't go to wizard school!!
harry, leaving with hagrid: actually, i'm 11, so shut the fuck up
harry: *gets hurt*
draco: this is so sad alexa play despacito
Steve: Please? For me?
Billy: Don't do that.
Steve: What?
Billy: You think every time you say 'Please? For me? I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.
Steve: ...
Steve: Please? For me?
Billy: Okay.
when you’re hopelessly in love, but you’re pretending that you’re too cool for this shit.
aesthetic boys