Quentin: wow the stars are beautiful tonight
Eliot: yeah they are
Quentin: you know who else is beautiful though?
Eliot: *blushes* who
Quentin: Fillory.
i love these idiots
I wonder if Erwin remembers Eren as that child who gazed upon him him, the boy who held eye contact with him and smiled brightly that day when the Survey Corps returned from an expedition in the year 845
#(。♥‿ ♥。)
bonus:
Mike: Why is Richie crying in the bathroom?
Stan: He’s drunk.
Mike: And?
Stan: He heard Eddie is married.
Mike: …
Stan: …
Mike: But he’s Eddie’s husband.
Stan: I know.
uncle vernon: you know what? that’s it. you’re in time out. get on top of the fridge!
harry, while climbing on top of the fridge: this house is a fuCKING NIGHTMARE
Billy, calling Steve: Where are you, Steve? This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.
Harry: I can't believe it
Harry: I honest to god can not believe this is happening to me
Harry: I kissed you; we're HUGGING
Harry: I am fucking HUGGING Draco MALFOY
Harry: and you kissED ME ON THE CHEEK
Harry: i'm dead, i'm gone, this is too much
Draco: Harry we've been married for seven years what the fuck
Harry: and we're MARRIED