Simon: Hey, What Is Your Greatest Fear?

Simon: Hey, what is your greatest fear?

Alec: Losing a loved one

Simon: That’s deep…

Simon: … mine is the kool aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now

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5 years ago

Gabriel: I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers.

Gabriel: It turns out I'm one of them.

Gabriel: It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper.

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lasthourstid

5 years ago

Will: If I had a son I want him to be like Matthew.

Tessa: You do have a son.

Will: When we first moved in here, he was this sweet kid that lived next door.

Tessa: The weird kid next door...

I knowwww, Tessa actually loves him!

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: If you had food on your face, would you want me to tell you?

Gabriel, wiping over his face: Where? Did I get it?

Will: Oh, no, not now. It was last week.

Will: I didn't know whether or not to tell you, but everyone was staring.

Will: Sucks to be you, I guess.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Jesse, blushing: So, I guess we are boyfriend and girlfriend now

Lucie: Only on one condition

Jesse: What?

Lucie: I get to be the girlfriend

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Will: *aggressively throws water bottles*

James: …

Matthew: Uh…

Lucie: He’s trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Matthew, crying: It’s working

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Henry: So, I heard you like bad boys?

Charlotte: Umm, no, not really-

Henry: Not to get you excited, but I don’t look both ways before I cross the street.

Charlotte: That’s very dangerous.

Henry: I know. I don’t really do that…

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Police Officer: Turn around

Matthew: 🎵 Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never comin’ round 🎵

Police Officer: TURN AROUND

Matthew: 🎵 Every now an-

Matthew: *gets tased*

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Matthew: So the police showed up and everybody ran, so I did, too.

Matthew: And I started climbing down this fire escape.

Matthew: And then I heard a cop yell to put your hands up,

Matthew: so I did and I fell... onto him.

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Mark: Hi, I’ve stolen your identity and I’ve been living as you for a week.

Julian: …

Mark: [starts crying]

Julian: [hugging him] hey, it’s okay…

Mark: [loud sobbing] How do you even get up in the morning?

Julian: Shh, I know, I know. It’s gonna be okay.

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Thomas: Can you teach me… how to hoe?

Matthew: Rude

Matthew: [sips wine]

Matthew: but yes

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