Mark: Hi, I’ve Stolen Your Identity And I’ve Been Living As You For A Week.

Mark: Hi, I’ve stolen your identity and I’ve been living as you for a week.

Julian: …

Mark: [starts crying]

Julian: [hugging him] hey, it’s okay…

Mark: [loud sobbing] How do you even get up in the morning?

Julian: Shh, I know, I know. It’s gonna be okay.

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Henry: So, I heard you like bad boys?

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Charlotte: That’s very dangerous.

Henry: I know. I don’t really do that…

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3 years ago

Jem: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it can do to your body!

Kit: It gets rid of the rust

Jem: That’s not how it works…

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3 years ago

i love how jessamine, despite being a prisoner of the silent city and terrified, still had it in her to sass tessa's fashion sense and the fact that she was making out with jem in the carriage. she's still kind of the best for that even if she's generally terrible.

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4 years ago

Emma: Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, because then you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

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4 years ago

Matthew: Welcome to the “I Hate Matthew Fairchild”-Club

Matthew: and I, of course, am the president.

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5 years ago

Matthew: Alastair, what do you do?

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Alastair: No...

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4 years ago

Group: *arguing*

Will: Calm down, you idiots wanna hear my plan or not?

[silence]

Will: That’s what I thought. So, make suggestions.

Tessa: But we thought you had a plan?

Will: MY plan is to crowdsource a plan, now it’s your turn

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4 years ago

Matthew: So the police showed up and everybody ran, so I did, too.

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Charles: Whenever I’m mad at Matthew I tighten the lids on all of our jars so that he has to ask me for help…

*sound of glass shattering, screaming from distance*

Charles: It hasn’t worked yet…

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4 years ago

Will: How about have a seat? Maybe you'd like a glass of water?

Matthew: Anything with a little more kick?

Will: Seriously, Matthew, you're in my office.

Matthew: You're right. I don't know what I was thinking-

Will, pouring whisky in two glasses: You want ice, you're out of luck.

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